FOR BOYS ONLY
ROSARY BEADS COULDN’T BE MORE OVER – Yes David Beckham kinda looked hot in them in …when was it? 2001 maybe? But now it’s just lame ESPECIALLY if you aren’t even remotely religious. It’s just my opinion.
DON’T GET THAT GIRLS NAME TATTOOED ON YOUR ARM … – Or anywhere else for that matter. It’s kinda romantic but it’s also real silly.
WASH YOUR SHEETS – And make your bed. Else you won’t get laid. FACT. And if you are getting laid in an unmade filthy bed…well…those girls need to check themselves.
SOMETIMES GIRLS WILL GIVE YOU THE IMPRESSION THAT THEY WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU WHEN THEY HAVE NO INTENTION TO – If they keep avoiding the subject, it’s ’cause they either don’t wanna hurt your feelings, or because they wanna keep you interested for as long as possible while they figure out if they like you or not. If you want a quickie, find someone who shares your desire for no strings shenanigans otherwise…don’t bother.
ALL YOUR FRIENDS FLIRT WITH YOUR HOT NEW GIRLFRIEND – Yes. All of them.
WE FAKE MOST OF THE TIME – It’s not always a reflection on your performance…or lack there of. It’s just that the female orgasm is a stubborn little fucker that needs more than a prod to come out of it’s hiding place and sometimes we just aren’t in the mood to make the effort. However … some guys just seriously don’t know what the fuck they are doing.
YOU KNOW WHEN SOME OF YOU SPEED AWAY WITH YOUR BIG NOISY EXHAUST PIPE IN A FURY? – You might wanna make sure you aren’t leaving the petrol station after you just bought a Chocolate Chill and a Cadburys Fredo Frog. Epic fail on the street cred. Furthermore, it’s not that impressive…no I’m lying…it’s not impressive at all.