FOR BOYS ONLY
ALWAYS BEING BROKE IS NOT SEXY – Constantly having to spot you change for cigarettes, buying round after round and giving you ‘lunch money’ gets really boring and makes us feel like your mum. No matter how large your manhood is.
MEN DON’T HAVE TO BE THE ONES AROUND THE BBQ AND LADIES IN THE KITCHEN TALKING ABOUT HANDBAGS – It’s the 21st God damn century for fucks sake.
THAT BEING SAID, WHY DON’T YOU SHOW US WHO THE MAN IS IN THE BEDROOM – We like it.
PLEASE AIM FOR THE TOILET BOWL WHEN YOU ARE RELIEVING YOURSELVES – It’s not so much the pee on the seat that is disgusting, but more the little puddle you leave on the floor.
DO NOT GET HIGHLIGHTS – OK, SOME girls enjoy little blonde flecks in their boys hair. But those girls have no business here. This is coming from me and my homegirls, and I’m telling ya…we don’t dig. It’s not so much the look that bothers me, but more the mental image of you sitting in a hairdressers chair, reading Cosmo, sipping a latte all with little foil parcels all over your head. Hmmm….not that arousing.
Owl loves boys x