TAKE MY ADVICE…I DON’T USE IT ANYWAY PART 131

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  1. Why are you recording a video of an artist at a gig? You know you are never going to watch it. Put your phone away and enjoy the experience. 
  2. Sometimes, I wish I were a smoker. Only because it seems like something cool to do when you are waiting for someone or when you need something to do to when you are feeling socially awkward. It may give you cancer, but at least it doesn’t make you look as lame as when you run through your instagram feed for the 47th time at a party.
  3. Before anyone there was Madonna.
  4. Red lipstick suits everybody, you just have to find the right shade. Having a pair of blue jeans, a fresh white t shirt and a classic red lippy in your repertoire will mean that you will always have something to wear.
  5. I have mentioned eye cream a gazillion times but I should also mention hand cream.
  6. I never want to be at a stage in life when I don’t have time to get my nails done.
  7. Long distance relationships are doomed from the start but the thought of ‘what if?’ is what makes them so enticing. Nothing can compete with the dreams that exist in your head.
  8. Never let a man fist you before you have fisted yourself.
  9. I know I make fun of it like allll the time, but there really is something to be said about ‘clean eating’. If we keep filling our cars with the wrong kind of petrol then we can’t have a cry when the wheels come off.
  10. If you wouldn’t say it in person, then don’t say it on the internet.

2 Comments on TAKE MY ADVICE…I DON’T USE IT ANYWAY PART 131

  1. What hand cream do you recommend?

  2. I highly recommend Clarins Hand and Nail Cream..it is my ultimate. Otherwise, Palmers Coco Butter do a great supermarket brand. All of Kiehls is great as well!

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