TAKE MY ADVICE…I DON’T USE IT ANYWAY PART 132

tumblr_mmg3i3C9eE1qb6cnho1_500

  1. There is a saying that goes, ‘a rose won’t become a rose until it passes through some dirt to see the sun’ – makes sense kinda except for the fact that roses grow off a branch. But despite the flaw, I like the saying. 
  2. Some people are assholes and thats fine. Somebody loves them, so it doesn’t have to be you.
  3. Some personal victories are best enjoyed in private and don’t always need to be broadcasted on ze facebook. Only about 13% of your facebook friends are probably happy for you.
  4. Ridonkulous amounts of inspirational quotes on insti are a huge indication that you actually don’t have your shit together. And so what? Welcome to society sunshine.
  5. When vegans make ‘gluten free, lactose free, sugar free’ Snicker bars it makes one want to bet on how long it is going to be when they buy a family pack of the real things and eat them systematically whilst crying in the corner.
  6. What you have and what you do does not define you and until you realise that, you will feel dissatisfied. Pretend you didn’t do the work you did or didn’t own the fancy handbag…who are you? The trick to fulfillment (I think) is to try and achieve what you actually need and not what you have been conditioned to want.
  7. High protein dinner? Make a dressing of a few tablespoons of olive oil and 1 teaspoon of peanut butter. Shake the shit out of it and pour it over some broccoli and 2 or 3 chicken wings. Roast for 40 minutes. Sprinkle with danish feta and enjoy.
  8. Guys love blowjobs and if you hate giving them then he will feel unsatisfied. Who said life was fair?
  9. Dear everyone starting tweets and facebook updates with ‘Dear something’ – it’s been done.
  10. If anyone reading this has an eyebrow ring I would like you to either remove it or stop reading. Feeling judged? You are.

1 Comment on TAKE MY ADVICE…I DON’T USE IT ANYWAY PART 132

  1. YES ON THE EYEBROW RING! the worst.

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published.

*