TAKE MY ADVICE…I DON’T USE IT ANYWAY PART 135

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  1. William Morris once said that you should have nothing in your home that you did not know to be beautiful or useful. We are 5 weeks away from that spring clean people.
  2. To be quietly confident leaves less room for having egg on your face. Less talk, more action. Less monkey see, more monkey do. Let Nike be your guide.
  3. Girls! Leggings and dresses are a sign that you have given up.  Get your ass into some jeans and take the now or never approach. Let the waistband of your denims be your new scales. Denim is making a comeback, but did it ever really leave?
  4. You should have known he was completely wrong for you the minute you found out they he straightened his hair/drank chai lattes/was gluten intolerant.
  5. Remember those walls I built? Well baby they’re tumbling down.
  6. Build bridges instead.
  7. Step boldly into greatness! And make sure you are wearing jeans when you do so.
  8. If you want to establish and maintain peaceful relationships with people then you should reserve all judgement of who you may think they are and who you may think they aren’t. Be open to being surprised by people…it’s fun. Unless they drink chai lattes, obvs.
  9. Ignoring your will and desire is what stress is made of. Your brain is pretty clever, but sometimes it is too big for its own boots.
  10. When last did you take a hand mirror to your pussy? Good girls know whats up.

3 Comments on TAKE MY ADVICE…I DON’T USE IT ANYWAY PART 135

  1. What’s wrong with chai lattes, TAMMY

  2. What’s wrong with coffee?

  3. Well played.

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