Take my advice…I don’t use it anyway. Part 25

TRY TO KEEP UP THOSE RESOLUTIONS – And don’t tell every bugger about them because if you fall off the wagon you have a thousand hypocrites pointing their finger. Just do your best…it’s all anyone can ever ask of you, even yourself.
IT IS MAJORLY IMPORTANT TO LISTEN TO THE BEATLES – And while you’re at it, go and see ‘Nowhere Boy’ at the cinemas. It’s the story of John Lennon’s childhood. Without old music there wouldn’t be new music people. Listen to it with respect.
TAKE YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE DOWN BEFORE AUSTRALIA DAY – There is something quite depressing about a forgotten Chrissy tree just stood forlornly in the front room after all the hoopla has died down.
GET YOUR EYEBROWS WAXED AND RESHAPED BY A PROFESSIONAL – You will never look back.
ONLY LUKE WARM WATER AND SOAP WILL REMOVE THE SPUNK OFF YOUR FACE – Cold water just sets it like bloody wallpaper paste and hot water makes it even more slimey. And if the bastard got it in your eye…well, that’s just unlucky.
RECYCLE AND RE GIFT – I think it was the Dalai Lama that said, ‘There is plenty on earth for everyone’s need, but not enough for everyone’s greed’ – vintage and second hand clothes my darlings…it’s the future.
2010 is gonna be a corker, I can feel it x

7 Comments on Take my advice…I don’t use it anyway. Part 25

  1. I love your blog. It's incredibly entertaining and informative. Who knew when making decisions I would refer to your words of wisdom? (I do, by the way.) I think I'll listen to The Beatles now. :-)

    -Adriana

  2. Love the Beatles, and your blog; you sage and practical little muffin.

    And really, having the perfect eyebrows really does lift one's mood (and face) unbelievably…

    I read about at least two people somewhere or other who make their living by composing the perfect eyebrow… obscene prices, waiting list. Even Shakespeare mentioned the 'lover, sighing like furnace, composing a hymn to his mistress's eyebrow.'

    Some eyebrows deserve hymns.

  3. Bloody hell, that Shakespeare quote has left me reeling. have such insightful and eccentric readers, I effing love it. Thank you Savyra and Adriana x

  4. Not to be creepy but I check your blog for updates every two days. IT'S FANTASTIC and I love your sense of humour.

    You're really pretty by the way, just saying :)

  5. Oh Doreen ya making me blush! Thanks love x

  6. Happy new year!!!!!

  7. If you wrote an article about life we’d all reach elngtihenment.

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