TRY TO KEEP UP THOSE RESOLUTIONS – And don’t tell every bugger about them because if you fall off the wagon you have a thousand hypocrites pointing their finger. Just do your best…it’s all anyone can ever ask of you, even yourself.
IT IS MAJORLY IMPORTANT TO LISTEN TO THE BEATLES – And while you’re at it, go and see ‘Nowhere Boy’ at the cinemas. It’s the story of John Lennon’s childhood. Without old music there wouldn’t be new music people. Listen to it with respect.
TAKE YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE DOWN BEFORE AUSTRALIA DAY – There is something quite depressing about a forgotten Chrissy tree just stood forlornly in the front room after all the hoopla has died down.
GET YOUR EYEBROWS WAXED AND RESHAPED BY A PROFESSIONAL – You will never look back.
ONLY LUKE WARM WATER AND SOAP WILL REMOVE THE SPUNK OFF YOUR FACE – Cold water just sets it like bloody wallpaper paste and hot water makes it even more slimey. And if the bastard got it in your eye…well, that’s just unlucky.
RECYCLE AND RE GIFT – I think it was the Dalai Lama that said, ‘There is plenty on earth for everyone’s need, but not enough for everyone’s greed’ – vintage and second hand clothes my darlings…it’s the future.
2010 is gonna be a corker, I can feel it x