DON’T SHAVE BETWEEN BIKINI WAXES– Unless you are into self harm that is. Ladies, you will climb the walls if they slap hot wax onto your pubic bristles and yank that shit out. Just be patient and wait for your appointment. If you are desperate and I do mean ‘About to have all frill sex with Johnny Depp’ desperate then neaten up the sides and trip the bonnet. But even then I’m not even sure it’s worth it.THERE IS A VERY FINE LINE BETWEEN SAYING WHATS ON YOUR MIND, AND BEING DOWN RIGHT RUDE – Think before you speak in other words.
HAVE A GOOD THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN. WHAT MAKES SENSE TO YOU. WHAT MAKES YOU TICK. WHAT YOU WANT TO MAKE A STAND FOR. WHAT IT IS YOU WANT TO PROJECT TO THE WORLD THAT SAYS WHAT YOU’RE ALL ABOUT – Then do it. Just saying that you don’t believe in God for example, and not knowing why, makes you look kinda naive. Read a newspaper, maybe learn what your government is trying to make a stand for. Don’t get annoyed when others are seeming to ‘take over’ – it’s not their fault that you aren’t holding tight on any personal values or beliefs. You kinda made yourself an easy target.
RED LIPSTICK SUITS EVERYBODY – The trick is to find your perfect shade.