DRESS UP IN HIS FAVOURITE SPORTING TEAMS KIT – With nothing underneath and a will to please. There’s a good girl.
QUIT SMOKING OR BETTER YET, DON’T EVEN START – I know it’s easier said than done. But it’s really not very good for you honey. Even though I will admit, it does look kinda chic.
GIVE HIM HEAD LIKE YOU HAVEN’T EATEN IN A WEEK – It works.
THE ONLY THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD THAT TAKES AWAY A KILLER HEADACHE IS NUROFEN LIQUID CAPSULES – Then sleep.
IF YOU HAVE ACRYLIC NAILS, MAKE SURE YOU APPLY CUTICLE OIL – Don’t forget about your OG’s. Throw ’em a bone from time to time.
DON’T BE PRODDING THOSE BIRDS WHO HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH SOME JUNK IN THE CHEST AREA, IT’S NOT CHILL – We don’t go around flicking your fried eggs. Ya get me?
PERCEPTION IS ONE’S OWN REALITY – Bare that in mind at all times, and go easy on your fellow humans.
Who is gonna peep ‘Alice in Wonderland’ this week? xx
artwork by: Lola