IF YOU DON’T HEART YOUR JOB, FIND A NEW ONE – Hey, the employment fairy ain’t gonna fly down, wave it’s wand and provide you with a dopealicious job that puts a smile on your face. Get out there and do the bloody legwork! Research the companies you would love to work for and send them your resume – even if they aren’t hiring. Then call them. Then a month later, call them again…and so forth. Life is for the taking my little feathery friends.
HORIZONTAL STRIPES DON’T MAKE YOU FAT…DONUTS DO – Stop trading amazing threads for lard. SO not chic darlings.
NOBODY IS COOLER THAN YOU – Except for me. I’m kidding! Kinda.
FOLLOW www.ladysarahjane.com – For fashion, for hilarity and for freshness. Homegirl got style.
IT’S TOTALLY NOT COOL TO LAUGH AT HOMELESS PEOPLE – Unless they fall over. After all, it’s funny when ANYONE falls over…except for old people.
UNSALTED AND UNROASTED NUTS ARE NOT NEARLY AS TASTY – Who are we fooling here? Just ourselves. I may try an unroasted, unsalted cashew…but I’m telling you right now…I won’t enjoy it.
IF YOUR JEANS ARE NOT THOROUGHLY DRY AFTER WASHING, YOU WILL SMELL LIKE MILDEW – Sort your shit out please.
IF HE BREAKS UP WITH YOU, DON’T BEG – Because our dignity is one of the few things we actually have 100% control over. Look after it. But if you must beg…know when it’s game over.
love you x