Take my advice…I don’t use it anyway Part 37


IF YOU DON’T HEART YOUR JOB, FIND A NEW ONE – Hey, the employment fairy ain’t gonna fly down, wave it’s wand and provide you with a dopealicious job that puts a smile on your face. Get out there and do the bloody legwork! Research the companies you would love to work for and send them your resume – even if they aren’t hiring. Then call them. Then a month later, call them again…and so forth. Life is for the taking my little feathery friends.

HORIZONTAL STRIPES DON’T MAKE YOU FAT…DONUTS DO – Stop trading amazing threads for lard. SO not chic darlings.

NOBODY IS COOLER THAN YOU – Except for me. I’m kidding! Kinda.

FOLLOW www.ladysarahjane.com – For fashion, for hilarity and for freshness. Homegirl got style.

IT’S TOTALLY NOT COOL TO LAUGH AT HOMELESS PEOPLE – Unless they fall over. After all, it’s funny when ANYONE falls over…except for old people.

UNSALTED AND UNROASTED NUTS ARE NOT NEARLY AS TASTY – Who are we fooling here? Just ourselves. I may try an unroasted, unsalted cashew…but I’m telling you right now…I won’t enjoy it.

IF YOUR JEANS ARE NOT THOROUGHLY DRY AFTER WASHING, YOU WILL SMELL LIKE MILDEW – Sort your shit out please.

IF HE BREAKS UP WITH YOU, DON’T BEG – Because our dignity is one of the few things we actually have 100% control over. Look after it. But if you must beg…know when it’s game over.

love you x

5 Comments on Take my advice…I don’t use it anyway Part 37

  1. Ive been reading your blog for some time, just wanted to let you know I think it's totally fab :) You rock. x.

  2. Your bunny ears rock girl x

  3. "Our dignity is one of the few things we actually have 100% control over. Look after it."

    Quote of the day.
    xxx

  4. if you are not happy with your job/life change it…so so important to realize the world is ours…xxx

  5. this really made me laugh. love it.

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