Take my advice…I don’t use it anyway. Part 43

JUST BECAUSE YOU TOOK A BOY HOME, DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE TO SEX HIM – It may have seemed like a good idea at the club but if in the cold light of your apartment/hotel room you decide you are no longer feeling it, you ain’t obliged to do anything. Sure he’ll be pissed…he’ll get over it.
THE PHRASE ‘I CAN CONVINCE YOU’ – Is the line rapists probably use. Jus sayin.
FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER www.twitter.com/theobnoxiousowl – I can be mildly entertaining.
A LITTLE BIT OF LIME JUICE GOES WELL WITH ALMOST EVERYTHING – Espesh on mashed avocado on toast. Yummo.
GET RID OF THOSE INGROWN HAIRS IN YOUR PUBIC REGION – Or they will turn into a mini mountain of filth and pain. Get em while they’re hot!
NOT ALL BLACK MEN ARE GREAT DANCERS – But most do have pretty big willy’s. Enjoy!
MEN LIKE TO FEEL NEEDED – So putting out vibes that you don’t need anybody could potentially be stopping you from finding your dreamboat. I’m not saying become needy, I’m saying put a little bit of a ‘damsel in distress’ vibe out there from time to time.
TAKE OUT TRAVEL INSURANCE – Because the one time that you don’t, Guido in Mexico will be loving your knickers.

xx

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