GET RID OF THOSE RANDOM HAIRS THAT GROW AROUND YOUR NIPPLES – Don’t get grossed out, you know they happen. Grab your tweezers and sort that shit out please.
YOU CAN’T USE THE EXCUSE THAT YOU WERE DRUNK WHEN YOU HOPPED INTO BED WITH THAT LOSER – If we’re being honest, we always know what we are doing. Plus, if you say you were drunk and didn’t know what was happening, then it was technically rape … and not in a good way.
YOU WILL NEVER LOOK LIKE EFFY FROM SKINS – Deal with it.
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE WHEN YOU ARE HIGH AND KEEPING YOUR SHIT TOGETHER? – I’ve got news for you… you are just as equally a dirty drug taker. Get off your diamond encrusted pedestal and shove it up your judgemental ass.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SOME KIND OF FEMFRESH PRODUCT IN YOUR BATHROOM CABINET – Keep that shit tight yo.
WHATS WITH ANNOUNCING IT BEFORE CONDUCTING A FACEBOOK FRIEND CULL? – I’m assuming you are deleting people ’cause you never speak to them or know who they are? Why do you think they would give a monkeys? Plus if it’s a passive aggressive way of telling someone you’re pissed at them, then do it the old fashioned way and meet them after school…I’m guessing that’s where you are still in attendance?
WEAR HORIZONTAL STRIPES, DOUBLE DENIM AND MIX YOUR GOLD AND SILVER JEWELLERY – I promise you won’t spontaneously combust if you do these things. Fuck those fashion magazine do’s and dont’s.
Don’t go changing to try to please me x