SOMETIMES, LIKE EVERY NOW AND AGAIN, IT’S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU
I know it sometimes seems that everything in your life is in the toilet and that everyone else around you looks like their life is sparkly and full of rainbows…nah ah sister, why don’t you ask someone how THEY are doing for a change? Sometimes when you are whinging and whining, I can almost guarantee that your mate is listening to you and thinking, ‘Look love, could you kindly fuck off I am in the middle of booking an abortion here’ … We don’t always know what somebody else may be going through is all I’m saying.
CLEAN YOUR DILDO/VIBRATOR
I didn’t want to use the word ‘crusty’ but…you’ve left me no other option. Please ladies, look after your hot box.
STOP ASKING IF YOU LOOK FAT WHEN YOU KNOW YOU ONLY WEIGH 50KG
Its annoying to those of us who weigh a little more and it also makes people want to rugby tackle you to the ground, and force feed you mars bars. Work on that insecurity honey.
IF YOU USED TO BE THIN AND YOU PUT ON A BIT OF WEIGHT, THEN YOU CAN’T DRESS LIKE HOW YOU USED TO WHEN YOU WERE THIN
And when I say a bit of weight, I mean like 10kg. Often I see girls who look bigger than what they actually are because they dress wrong, then the truly curvy girls look banging because they dress accordingly. Plus, you know yourself if you have put on some weight…don’t act surprised.
BOYS HATE IT WHEN WE TALK ABOUT OUR PERIOD
It’s blood coming out of our vagina’s…can you fucking blame them? Come on ladies! Some decorum if you please tsk tsk
IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE TASTE OF YOUR OWN VAGINA …
then how can you expect him to eat at Restaurant De la Pussy?