Take my advice…I don’t use it anyway. Part quatre

GET A BRAZILIAN.

Sure it hurts more than a Chinese burn and can be somewhat pricey, but once you’ve had it, there is no going back. And really, hair is SO five years ago.

 

PICK SOMEONE. DON’T GET PICKED.

I stand by this. You aren’t a vegetable for sale, that needs to be checked for ripeness and quality…you do the prodding thank you. You picking up what I’m putting down?

 

IF THERE IS NO REPLY AFTER 2 MESSAGES, THEN STOP TEXTING.

No he hasn’t lost his phone, no it’s not because he doesn’t have any phone credit and no his battery is not flat. He just doesn’t want to reply. Move on and forget the lame ass.

 

TELL YOUR MUM AND DAD YOU LOVE THEM.

Seriously, it makes them super happy. But only say it if you mean it, don’t say it just because you have an ulterior motive. That makes you a wanker.

 

TAKE LOADS OF PHOTOS OF EVERYTHING.

You’ll wish you had. The beauty of photography is that it captures a moment that not even the mind can hold forever.

 

DE CLUTTER YOUR LIFE OF DICKHEADS.

Don’t worry, they probably mean alot to someone else, so don’t feel too guilty about kicking them to the curb. Do it nicely mind you, otherwise YOU are the dickhead.

 

DRINK RED WINE.

It makes you look sophisticated. But watch the stain on your teeth and lips, not chic baby.

 

EVERY MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE IS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR FASHION.

Ya never know whom you are gonna bump into and if people are gonna judge you, let them judge something fabulous.

Learn it. Live it. Love it.

 

1 Comment on Take my advice…I don’t use it anyway. Part quatre

  1. Vanessaxo // 2009-10-04 at 9:40 PM // Reply

    hey, love your blog! keep updating!! :)

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