Take my advice…I don’t use it anyway. Part 60

IF YOU ARE FINDING DIFFICULTY IN GIVING YOUR DOG HIS TABLET AND YOU WOULD RATHER POKE YOURSELF IN THE EYE THAN RAM IT DOWN HIS THROAT, PUT IT IN A LUMP OF PEANUT BUTTER…WORKS LIKE A DREAM

Thank you ClawMoney!

 

MAKE SURE YOU LOOK HOT IN YOUR FACEBOOK PROFILE PICTURE

Dude, are you crazy to put wack shit up there? God knows who’s checking you out…it could be anyone! Stop putting those idiotic pics up where you think you are being all ‘I don’t care about looking cool’ and therefore think everyone will think you are, in fact, ‘cool’. We all want to be down…lets be honest.

 

SOMEONE IS TALKING BEHIND YOUR BACK RIGHT NOW…LIKE RIGHT THIS MINUTE!

What you gonna do about it? I’ll tell you what you do…you do absolutely fuck. all. Look here lady, you can’t be amazing and expect people not to get jelly and talk shit. It’s what humans do to make themselves feel better about their own love handles/sluttiness/fuck show of a life. We all do it…so get off your high horse.

 

IS HE TAKING AGES TO BLOW AND YOU JUST WANT IT OVER WITH NOW?

Sit on his face and give him the ‘ol double handed blow job. It works as well as putting your dogs medication in peanut butter. Believe.

 

VOTE

’cause not voting is for mugs and people without opinion. Who ARE these people?

 

CREATIVE PEOPLE…THIS IS FOR YOU

The difference between you and the artist/writer/musician you admire is only marginally talent, but mostly it’s because they got off their ass and did it. The mountain ain’t never coming to Mohammad baby.

 

REMEMBER

keep that shit tight.

 

ARTWORK BY INSA

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