DON’T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN … (7)

… the dude you’ve been talking to starts talking to the girl you utterly can’t stand? Doesn’t he KNOW she is a mole?
… people who do nothing but watch Masterchef and stay at home criticize your efforts or hobbies? Yeah, they might be a better writer/DJ/dress better/musician/photographer than you, but we’ll never know because they sit on their ass all day. Don’t hate the playa’s lazy ass.
… you’re at a banging party, but you’re stuck with a girl who is crying in the bathroom? FFS! Could you please go have your emotional breakdown in the comfort of your own home, or at the top of a high rise building somewhere? I wanna dance and flirt with boys!
… you specifically ask for ‘no olives’ and the fuckwit throws them on your pizza like it’s some kinda Italian confetti? You wanna piece of me?
… Britney Spears has another meltdown? Bitch get it together please.
… you have a sneaky suspicion someone on twitter is being mildly sarcastic about you to someone else? You kinda have a hunch, but you can’t be sure, so you get a mixture of paranoia and annoyance about feeling paranoid? ‘I don’t wanna care but I do!!!’
… you catch yourself humming along to Justin Bieber?

4 Comments on DON’T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN … (7)

  1. Anonymous // 2010-05-14 at 11:20 AM // Reply

    the dude you've been talking to starts talking to the girl you utterly can't stand? Doesn't he KNOW she is a mole?

    Dealing with this currently. I might just take her out and do the world and my love life a huge favour.

  2. Thanks for the first one (the dude talking to the ugly mole) there, Tammy.

    <3bria

  3. aaah the twitter thing!!!
    yip… I'm always thinking .."is that directed at me?? " then I'm all like "not every things about you Tania"….. "no it's aimed at me"

    v v confusing!

    ha ha
    and LOVE the hoody

  4. totally!!
    Thanks girl xx

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