Small things can create big smiles … all to be done in limitation of course…you don’t want shit getting tired, ya get me?
MAKE PANCAKES FROM SCRATCH ON A SUNDAY MORNING
If you don’t have a Nigella Lawson book (everyone does though, so let’s get real) then pick up a recipe off ze world wide web. Yup, I’m talking eggs, flour and milk. REAL stuff. None of that ‘Shake and Bake’ shit. It’s therapeutic to whip up these fluffy wonders and do it in your dressing gown, with some Sunday tunes in the background….something 80’s pref. Add blueberries and maple syrup, or if you feeling fancy…marscapone cheese. Make extra for me.
PURCHASE THE BOX SET YOU ALWAYS WANTED
Then stay in with your favourite poison and watch every single episode back to back. Let that mindless television wash over you.
FLICK THE BEAN
Or scratch the decks. Fiddle your diddle. Oh just fuck yourself already. It feels good and it cures insomnia. Fact.
SPEND AN HOUR ON YOUTUBE WATCHING INTERVIEWS AND WEIRD CLIPS OF YOUR FAVE CELEB
It needs to be someone tacky though, like Lyndsay Lohan. If that won’t make you feel better about your life then nothing will.
READ AN ACTUAL REAL BOOK OR MAGAZINE
Then switch yourself off to all social networks and the internet while you take in the words from actual real paper. I swear I’ve started to get a tan from my computer screen hey…
CHANGE THE BUTTONS ON AN OTHERWISE DULL JACKET
Like I had this little cropped black jacket that fits like a glove, but it’s a little ‘yawn’. So I copped some large gold brassy buttons with lions on – very door knocker/Versace esque – and pimped that boring rag to the max. Took me about 40 minutes but I felt accomplished and crafty. Two epic feelings if you ask me, which you are, because you reading my blog innit?
WATCH A SUNSET
I am not what you would call ‘one with nature’, but you cannot deny the beauty and feelgood factor of watching a good sunset.
SOMETIMES, OFFER TO SLEEP IN THE WET PATCH
But only if he went down on you.
TREAT YOUR CAR AND FILL THE TANK
It’s almost ridiculous how good it feels.
SOMETIMES WHEN LIFE SEEMS LIKE IT TOOK A TURN DOWN SHIT STREET, JUST THINK OF THAT WOMAN ON OPRAH WHOSE FACE WAS ATTACKED BY HER PET CHIMP
Yeah, life ain’t so bad now is it?