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Babes on Grill


Alicia Twohill has been killing it for quite some time now and then I tasted her Japanese inspired burgers at the Retro Markets in Melbourne 2 weeks ago and I can see why!  Yes, she is Melbourne based.  Hey buddy, I used to live in Perth! I KNOW how bloody annoying it is to hear 'Melbourne this' and 'Sydney that' when you live anywhere else but these two cities but hey, such is life.  Check out the Babes on Grill write up in Broadsheet this week.  Woop! I do love seeing girls on the hustle! Except prostitutes obviously.

 

Learning to roll a joint 


I can't front...I have no idea how to roll a joint.  This is mainly because I hardly ever buy my own weed.  I'm more of a 'I'll have a toke if it's going around at a gathering' kinda person.  I never actually keep any in the house. Until now!  Last Friday night I was having a very pensive and very self indulgent lone night in listening to er, Moby and decided to skin up. Well what a fucking disaster that was.  How I actually managed to get blazed from that piece of shit joint is beyond me.  I intend to learn though, it is my mission.  The only reason why I could even roll something that was sort of ok to spark up is because I searched youtube for a 'how to roll a joint' video and landed on this gem by Wiz Khalifa.



 

Vans 


Unoriginal, I know, but they look cute!  Especially with dresses and they are also reasonably priced.  Even more reasonably for me because I need to wear children's sized ones.



I went to the Vans party last week and was given these customised beauties.  Pretty fly huh?  I luz them.



Then I got sent these leopard ones! I have seen these all over the 'gram and I know every asshole has a pair but I don't care! Tammy (check) Leopard Print (check) Vans (check) - it's a no brainer really.



Ah. Then there are THESE.  Kenzo for Vans and I got them sent from Paris to my friend in Portugal who sent them to me in Melbourne and I tried them on and guess what?  They are too small. This is crazy because shoes are NEVER too small for me.  These are a Ladies size 6 and I need a 6.5 apparently. So guess what?  I am selling them. $100 and they are yours! Just hit me in the comments.  $100 - brand new - Size 6 - and they are sold out on Opening Ceremony where they are $125 so this, my Owlies, is a bargain.  Plus it is breaking my heart having to flog them so if you hate me a bit you get some added satisfaction.

 

Blueberries




 

These blue bastards are like $23 for a punnet during winter! I know I shouldn't be shopping in supermarkets and should be heading to the grocers and what not with my wicker basket on the weekend with the rest of this fucking city but in my life, convenience often trumps most things which, I will admit, has probably been my fate since I can remember.  Anyway! As I type this it is 22 degrees outside even though it is 10pm, I have mozzies biting me on the ass and all the windows are open i.e. summer is upon us which means the cost of blueberries go down! I have read in several places that they fight ageing so between eating kilos of these and my Oil of Olay I am gonna look 21 for the rest of my life.  Hoorah!

 

Cynthia Richards 


This song soothes the pain.

THE OBNOXIOUS OWL EXPERIENCE

Hi! What's happening? Yeah I'm good thanks for asking. It's Friday night and I am blogging so things are going well.  Actually, there is no where I'd rather be than home right now because it is raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock outside.  The Heavens have opened and it dun look like they're closing any time soon.  Well the weather dude says Monday but he's usually a liar.  Right. My life. In 500 x 500 instagram pictures.

 

I'm not sure what landed on your desk at approximately 2pm on Thursday afternoon but I hope it was as sweet as the new NIKE FREE RUN +3's! Hot damn these are fresh. It's like you're not wearing anything except that you are! Similar to a g-string but for your feet. Kinda. And the colour! Oh my God THE COLOUR. About as subtle as a baseball bat to the face but hey, that is how we do round these parts. I have declined in my er, 'training' over the last week or so because I have been pretty work focused. And I've been reading more. And on Wednesday night I got drunk by myself on red wine in my underwear listening to Nick Cave, so you know, I've been busy. But if these aren't a nudge from the sneaker Gods that I need to get my Size 12 ass back on the treadmill then I don't know what is.


You looked past the Nike's and saw the kewpie dolls didn't you? Of course you did! Feeling nostalgic? Well, you to can decorate your workspace with these naked and borderline pedo cherubs if you take your pretty little fingers over to www.vintagenostalgia.com.au and go nuts. I literally spent 48 minutes on there it is so awesome. I bought 4 kewpie dolls and I luz them. Look! They hold pencils and everything! Don't be jealous, buy your own.


In other exciting news I got a pet. Her name is Neneh Cherry. At first it was Bob (original) but then I realized she was a girl based on the fact that she threw up her dinner on the second day I had her. It could have been because of the car ride from home to work but that is neither here nor there. She is probably bulimic. At least she will always look thin compared to Buddha right? That's a great tip actually...feeling fat? Hang out with someone fatter. Win! Anyway, there are sceptics that Neneh will survive under my care but they're just haters. Hopefully this will train me for the day that I inevitably become mother to a chihauhau.


Roses Roses Roses *sigh* I never get sick of them. I want a big fat rose garden one day. Anyway, boring. Next!


Look! It's a dog in a hat! Next...


Live in Melbourne? Like burgers? Hit up St Edmunds on Greville Street in Prahan on Thursday nights because they do this SWEET burger, fries, wine deal for 20 smackers. Lord knows it takes a deal like this to get me over to that side of town. That and my friends new store that just opened called LUNAR STORE. She doesn't have a website because she hates the internet but she loves amazing things and she sells them all in her store. I met her on Thursday and gobbled up the above. Yikes, I am SO taking those Free Run+3's for a test drive around the gym tomorrow.  Oh and Jules store is on Greville as well. Near the record store. Tell her I sent ya.


Hey did I tell you I work for an online store now? www.notemaker.com.au - you all will find youself getting excited over stationery again just like you did in grade school. Some of you are already crazy about it AND I SHOULD KNOW. I have always been a journal girl and I've enjoyed my Moleskine's and Lamy pens as much as the next discerning (yes discerning) consumer but this website is like a stationery wonderland. I even used some of our marker pens to colour in my tattoo...the possibilities are endless! Also, I completely forgot how ridiculously good it feels to sharpen a pencil. PS - copy my tattoo and I will hunt you down and give you a Chinese burn.


Standard nail photo. Shorter, less hoochie, less art. Nail art is exploding huh? That's cool. I just like to go east when others go west. I almost ALMOST got rid of them last weekend. But after an hour with them off I was like, 'I want to have acrylic on me and I want it now!' I just could not do it guys. So they are here to stay and you will just have to carry on pretending to care whenever I've had them did.


GET STUFFED! xxxxxx


 

NOTEMAKER.COM.AU


NIKE FREE RUN +3


VINTAGENOSTALGIA.COM.AU


LUNAR STORE


 

The Obnoxious Owl Experience – LDN Edition

This is me in a hotel room in Korea. Yes, I purposely have my tits out. I wish I had a white dressing gown. I was so tempted to roll this from the hotel hey...but I'll be damned if I go to a Korean prison for a terry cloth robe.


*sigh* London gives me the same butterflies you get before a date with a boy you really like. But then hate the city the same way you hate the boy when you're waiting for his call. I didn't do much on this trip other than catch up with friends, eat Doritos Cool Original and buy jackets. I bought 4 jackets...who the fuck needs 4 jackets? Not me, that's who. Some girls like shoes, I'm a jacket girl. Saying that, how swaggy do my purple AM's look hey?


I styled the female grime mc LIONESS in Landan Town...look at her rocking the BUTCHDIVA! Hot damn I can't wait to show you the whole shoot. Pity photographers don't know what deadline means. Are you a photographer and offended? Don't care.


This is me after I got my first WAH mani and I got a fringe trim. I never in a million years thought I would be the kind of girl that takes photos of herself and put them on the internet...WELL I AM. Can you tell I'm grumpy? I just flew back into Aus this morning....I want to kill everyone.


Art on Brick Lane. Art Art Art Art Art Art .... it's everywhere.


And so is INSA


Me and my friend Kara, the designer of Y'OH. Check it out...it will make you excited. She was so fucking busy with the launch yet she found so much time to hang out and listen to all my boy trouble. LET'S KILL ALL THE BOYS! Haha, I kid. Anyway, Kara is a gem...one for the BFF book.


God I miss these already. I had like 27 packets while I was there. They are little light cheesy 'tings. I drank 4 quid wine and munched on these. Cheese and wine innit.


What do you want me to say about these exactly?


I took her photograph on the bus...her jacket is fucking baller!


This is Dalston, where I stayed for the full 3 weeks. I took this when I was on my way home from spending 24 hours with someone really special...well to me anyway. He actually isn't that special in general haha. I love East London...I think I left it like 3 times. I seriously need to get out more.


So after 3 weeks I'm back in Melbourne. I went to London to consider moving there again...and I think I will...but not just yet. It was weird, near the end I kind of couldn't wait to leave. It really IS weird because London is my most favorite place on earth. I don't know what it is though, recession, maybe post riot come down, I dunno...but there is an air of misery in the air over in England at the moment. My folk who are holding it down there at the moment have so much respect from me, it's hard city man. But when it's good, it's just magical. My love affair with that place is directly linked to my taste in men. I love to be treated mean and kept keen but its becoming exhausting as I get older. If anything came out of this trip, it's that I am going to get a hustle on the book I have been writing for the last 5 years. Thank you London for inspiring me yet again x

MORE PHOTO'S AND EXPERIENCES CAN BE FOUND ON THE OWL TUMBLR HERE - Follow, don't follow...whatever, I'm going to go and try and shake this jet lag xx


 

THE OBNOXIOUS OWL EXPERIENCE

This is Jules with Theophilus London. I took the snap and about 20 seconds later Jules went ever so slightly mad. Well not MAD per say but I just couldn't really pull her away from him. He was loving it though and his hand made a sneaky mission to her thigh as well. Although I struggle to think whether homeboy can get hard by anything else other than his own reflection. He does have some moves though and I do love a man that loves the jewelry.


My office is over in North Melbourne and the shops round here are a little 'farm style' and when I say 'farm style' I mean 'random' and 'shit' but then when I stumble across some blowing bubbles in the shape of an ice cream cone for $2 whilst buying my lunch time protein bar I suddenly realize that life ain't that bad.


Last Sunday I went to my friend Sarah's drum for a bit of a girly hang out and business talks (check her youtube vids 'all dolled up') Anyhow, THIS is just one corner of her crazy ass apartment. She wears those wigs like you and I wear clean knickers. The girl is mental but I love her.


Whomever tells you you can't wash trainers in the washing machine needs to get over it. They are probably the same people who buy kicks to keep them in a box which they only open to look at while they have a wank. These two pairs of 90s are my babies. My absolute favorites! They have seen the washing machine more times than I have seen hot dinners...and some of you have seen my ass...I've had a few. Here they are drying out after a spin looking fresh and and undamaged. Just remember to put it on delicate cycle and SLOW spin and knock them in with some towels or sheets so they don't get knocked about too much.


Actually. I put them in the washing machine and this is what happened. LOL JKS. Nah, these are little plastic dolls that I always cop when I go home to Cape Town. They are what the kids in the township play with. Talk about humble! Apparently I like yellow and purple hmmmm...I'm not even a Lakers fan


My mum and dad came to visit from Perth over the weekend and they bought me this jumper. Mum knows me so well....


They also got me this smurf night light (I chose it) can you believe it was only $19.95 from Myer? Small price to pay to keep the bogey man away.


I also managed to wangle these leggings out of them. HAHA! I am in no way spoilt at all hey, this shit usually never happens. I think mum is tryna bribe me to stop swearing on the internetz. Also, it would have taken a lot for her to part cash for such 'wild' adornments considering it would make her day if I arrived at her doorstep in a nice twin set and plastic surgeon husband. Nah, my folks are cool. I don't see them much these days but when I do I am always stoked. You certainly begin to become more understanding towards the 'ol parents as you come of age as I have discovered.


STICKERS! Yup, Owlly has different colour love hearts now. There is also something else exciting happening in the nest...over the course of the next few weeks you will see a few new writers round the traps. I will still be here EDITOR AT LARGE and the advice posts will continue, but I thought it would be nice to get a bit of variation happening ya know? So we have home girls coming from Brooklyn, London, Bristol, Sydney and Cape Town. Mama OWL gots babies now ya hear! Oh and if you want stickerz, hit me with your addy owl@obnoxiousowl.com and I'll fly one over. HOOTIE HOOT! xx

The Obnoxious Owl Experience: Another week, Another Dollar

Without any further ado I bring you THESE puppies...

Firstly, I wanna congratulate Cadburys for thinking of a way in making the Creme Egg a staple on our confectionery shelves, and not just for when the bunny drops them off in April.  Well done you purple mentalists!  It's the Creme Egg Twister!  I thought of so many funny/rude/crude/hilarious punchlines for this creamy log but I didn't wanna be all obvious and shit.  And while you're looking at it, check out my new nailzzzzzzzz.  I was totes inspired by this picture ...

This is me (obviously) with a radical tshirt on (obviously) at a pub (obviously).  The pub is the ever cool yet over policed EZRA POUND  in Northbridge here in Perth.  Saying that, they do long necks for super cheap and the art by old mates from LAST CHANCE  is dope.  My girl Beck took this photograph...drunk I might add.  Eurgh, I miss my long hair. I had it cut last week to above my shoulders and now I think I look like Rosie O Donnel. Grow mother fucker!  I NEED HAIR GROWTH TIPS!!!  How do you reckon the Portuguese do it?  I'm only half pork and cheese...so I don't fully know.

Also, look at the pic I chose for my desktop at work!!!

Kill me.  Kill me now.

And a view of my feet.  Thought you might like it.  God this post is so boring.  Do you hate me now?  Please don't.  These are some pretty fly Air Max I got from Footlocker in Dalston Laaaaaaaaaaandon.  They are kids size 4 and they fit.  And also, they are incredulous.

Sozz for being boring.  I'll talk about jizz loads next time I promise x

The Obnoxious Owl Experience – Week 4

To be honest, the weeks leading up to my trip overseas are pretty yawn. The anxiety is fucking killing me. I have muchos outfits to plan, nails to get did, unruly pubic hair to wax (hey! don't judge) and travel insurance to sort out. I haven't exactly planned the nail sitch very well. I get them done every 2 weeks like clockwork (have done for the last 6 years!) but this time, I leave in the middle of my little fortnightly cycle. So I just had to get them freshened up until my next appointment which is a day before I leave!



Yeeeahhh, a bit more than freshened up, but you just WAIT until you see the marvels I have planned for Glastonamazing. It's gonna be hardcore, uncensored nail porn.



Haha, I had to take this photo. I'm a state manager for a clothing label (yeah I know, I'm real important) and these are my boys from one of my stores. They actually planned this ying yang shit. I swear to God, I keep threatening everyone, but I'm going to fire everybody and start all over again and hire some hotties who don't do gay shit like this. They are driving me to the edge of the edge. Which is why my staple brekkie is this fuck show ...





What ya gonna do? Nah seriously though, I love my staff. They pretty much put up with me too as I'm not your regular boss lady. I do sometimes make them put my number in the bag of a particulary fuckable customer from time to time. So they are pretty good sports. There is always the whole 'threatening of their job' thing ... they know how it is.

Yeah I got 'old mate' off old Ebay. This was seriously the highlight of my week. Which is slightly concerning. I'm considering getting a troll tattoo wearing air max 90's. That wouldn't be in bad taste at all ....



I should probably throw in the towel and admit that I have an unhealthy obsession with chicken katsu at the moment. I have pretty much had it for lunch um .... every day ... kinda. It's just so blinking tasty! And sometimes, if you lead a life like mine, which is about as predictable as an Icelandic earthquake, some predictability does not go fucking amiss ... I can tell ya THAT for free. So I might just continue my little ritual because small comforts should not be underrated.





Not sure if I mentioned it, but I'm going to Glastonbury....hahaha sozz. ANYWAY. there are like 8 of us hitting it up, and we have decided to make one another a poncho 'that best fits that persons personality'. (FYI - if I get a poncho making me look like a fucking owl, I'll smother you with it in your sleep) Ehrm. So I went on a 'lil fabric hunt over the weekend in order to get my craft on and I found this fabric. (No Jerome, it's not for you) I seriously want a bomber jacket made out of this hey. With black and white zebra print lining. Hell, why not make it reversable too? Who is up for the challenge!? I'll pay you with gratitude and friendship, 'cause it's all I actually have right now.



Which explains why when I see some Reebok freestyles going for 50 smackers, I seize the moment. Hmm, I suppose it doesnt matter that they are a size too small (3 and a half) because with that price, you can't really go wrong. But you CAN go cripple. Totes worth it though.



With a name like Ben Frost OF course you're gonna be an artist. Seriously how cool is that name? Excuse the pun. Giving your kids great names in possibly the most responsible thing you can do as a parent hey? Like Ben Frost ain't gonna be no janitor now is he? Neither will Julian Casablancas. Nah man, with names like these, you are destined to do something increddy.

Last Saturday night was Frosty's 'Tales of Terror' exhibit at Wasteland Gallery here in 'ol Perthetic. The art is actually pretty wonderful. So was the free booze, a fair amount of hot ass and my outfit. Other than that, the people who go to these things are SOOOOOOOOO fucking up themselves. They roll in to the exhibit lookin all 'shabby chic' and keep glancing over your shoulder just in case there is sombeody better they can be seen talking to. I hate that. I walk into things like this thinking, 'I am the coolest mother fucker in here and you can all suck it' - it's false confidence but it works! Seriously. Nobody is that important.


Here's me looking amazing. hahaha



Me again with Ben Frost. Jesus. Why do I have my 'fuck me' face on? He looks a little scared. I don't bloody blame him...





Well apparently not ...
Peep the little recap I did for Acclaim here. There are more pics from the night there too, all taken by my favourite photographer Luke Thompson.
So thats it then. Yet another riveting post about the week of O.Owl. Bet you can't get enough of this shit.
kisses xx

I’ll make an exception …

Check these blazers I got given today ...

Now we know how I feel about beige...but the neon coral strip saves the day. I enjoy how the swoosh is chocolate brown...black would of made them look hella tacky. I tried them on and I think I could rock 'em. Except they kinda make my Size 6 foot look like a 9 - but peeps will know it's the shoe right? My frikkin one and only pair of air force does the exact same thing *sigh* - whatevs, I'm just moaning because I'm married to my air max's. These, however, could cause me to commit shoe adultery.

Thank you for listening x

Imma take you back…

... to the ma' fuckin 90's yo! It seems as though the nineteen nineties have taken over the 80's as the coolest decade. I think because it was now over a 10 years ago, and therefore can be classed as 'retro'. I was a teenager during this time, being 9 in 1990, and graduating high school as the class of 1999....yeah - it's all about the number 9 for me. When I think about being a teenager, I think 'awkward' - 'cause that's what I was. So glad that's fucking over. But these are the things that make me think that whole era was pretty radical.



I don't think anybody actually bought an album on cassette, or if they did, they eventually taped up the little holes on the top so they could record over it with shit from the radio. Otherwise, it was all about the blank TDK's. You would wait for a tune to come on the radio and quickly press record (sometimes you'd have to hold the play and record button down together) then stand near by, 'cause you'd need to hit stop before the the dude started talking. Else you would have some mad playlist with the occasional '...yeah guys, so that was Ace of Base hitting the airwaves'. How embarrassing.



Remember these things?! I think I gave my one a haircut. I cried when it looked like a troll cancer patient.




As far as I'm concerned, the nu rave tracksuit has never gone outta style. It kinda reminds me of the ones we had to wear at school...or what grandma's wear with bumbags, playing bridge at some old age joint in Miami. I'm always bidding on these fuckers on Ebay. I'm all about the parachute trackie, plain white kicks, gold bling and big ass sunglasses. SO 'Fresh Prince of Bel Air'. So Fly.



Now a bit of Owl trivia...my initials are 'TLC' - yeah I know... amazing. This 'lil fact made me fall in crazy sexy cool love with these broads. Plus NO ONE can MC like Lefteye - RIP.



Maybe this was just in my school, I dunno, but it seems like everyone had a thing for Tweetie Bird. If not Tweetie, then Garfield or the Tasmanian Devil. This little yellow bugger appeared on pencil cases, lunch boxes, school bags, and for those who had ridic liberal parents...tattoos. Eek, that's gonna hurt. And if not cartoon characters, it was defs sunflowers! Sunflower print dresses were the go go. Or those Blossom hats (remember Blossom?) that turned up on the front with a flower adornment? You were most definitely down if you had a sunflower on your hat. Don't even get me started on the perfume 'Sunflowers' by Yardly. Oh dear God.






















I. love. the Spice Girls! I had the platform trainers by Buffalo and the Impulse deodorant just because it had a pic of them on it. Hell, I even started sucking on Chupa Chups 'cause these slags were hustlin it. And furthermore, Posh was and still is my favourite. I don't wanna hear a SINGLE criticism concerning this please. Victoria Beckham is amazing and that is the end of story.












And while we're discussing amazing women from the nine tee's. Lest we not forget Salt 'n Pepa! I'd totes rock these outfits in this picture non ironically to the pub right now. Is that a dare? And don't forget the men ... 'Colour Me Bad' anyone?




Now for all you teens ... Sex and the City made it's debut in 1998. So don't be claiming it as your era. Sozz. Same can be said for Friends, which hit our tubular screens in 1994.
I can categorically say I never went to the hairdresser with a picture of Jen Aniston. OK I did.










And while we are on the subject of television...what ever happened to Balki Bartokomous from Perfect Strangers?








God, why is it that the minute you think '90's you think sitcoms? I'll tell you why, because they were bloody incredible! Exhibit A ... the Fresh Prince! Hands up who got a kick from rapping along .. 'iiiiinnn West Philadelphia born and raised...etc etc' and would totes feel like you accomplished something amazing 'cause you knew every single word? Plus the fashions from this bloody show were beyond.





Television set most fashion trends back then I reckon. Screw The OC and Gossip Girl, let's pay homage to the mother ship ... 9021 fucking 0. Man, when you watch it back now you think, um...why does Luke Perry aka 'Dylan' have a receding hairline and he is supposed to be in high school? And Brenda has definitely aged the best. I'd commit murders for her wardrobe from this series. And the funny thing is, I DID have a replica of her 'drobe. I just thought I'd never wear the rags again. What I'd do for that stuff back so I wouldn't be spending hundreds on 'the bay' every bloody month. NEVER THROW ANYTHING AWAY!!!


The story lines were also just so 'after school special'. Like how they'd all gather round a table at the Peach Pit and discuss what they learnt from Davids DUI experience, Kelly's throwing up after she ate experience, or Andrea's...er...did she have any experiences? I swear to God, we could dress Brandon Walsh up in a purple suit, and this show could pass off as Barney these days! Kids of today eh?






Right, these were my first pair of 'name brand' kicks I ever owned. Weren't they everybodys? My Grandad sent them to me from England in green and white and I treated them like they were made of gold or some shit. I cleaned the laces almost every night, and watched where I walked etc. They looked particularly dope paired with my Pepe dungaree's and red flanno. *sniff* I miss these guys.


OK, so I'm South African, therefore have to touch on politics for a minute. In 1990 Nelson Mandela was released from prison at 71 years of age, after being in the slammer for 27 years. I remember the day in Cape Town. It was hot and I was 9, so all I wanted to do was swim and not be standing on the bridge my mother dragged me to, watching Mr Mandela walk down the street along with thousands. I distinctly remember looking at this black man in his suit, and thinking, 'Man, he must be boiling!' My mum knelt down next to me and told me I was witnessing history. I didn't understand that this day was the beginning of the new South Africa. And I was part of the generation that has become the building blocks of the nation it has become today. Its a up hill journey, but we'll make it.

I'm not sure if this was just a saffer thing, but does anyone else remember collecting Diaper Babies? You know those little plastic babies that you had to immerse in water to see if they were a boy or girl because their diaper would turn blue or pink? Then swap them at school if you had doubles, 'cause you only knew what you got once you opened the packet and dumped them in the bath? I used to steal these from the shop all the time with my sister.






Same goes with these damn things? Fuck, I used to have like 9 different colours on a chain and walk around as though I was some kinda trendsetter. That's because I was - FYI.








Speaking of trendsetters. How many times did you ladies of the nineties peep Clueless? I nearly creamed myself when I got my first pair of over the knee socks. How cute was Brittany Murphy in this flick hey? So devo she's kicked it. Can't believe they tried to spin off a TV series of this without Alicia Silverstone!? WTF, it's like tryna make pizza without a base. It's just cheese!


Yeah...that's a bad example of ICQ. If you don't remember ICQ chat then you weren't a true child of this amazle decade. I met my boyfriend of 6 years on this bad boy! (he is no more...perhaps this is why). I had some funny times on here. My ex's mates used to sign on, pretending they were girls and chat to their friends, and arrange to meet up and shit, then go meet them at the assigned meeting place and blast them with laughter. hahaha. OK, a bit cruel looking back now, but fucking HI.LA.RI.OUS at the time.
Or they would say, 'Would you like a photo of me?', and then their mate would be like, 'yeah for sure' and they would be all like 'OK, hang on babe' *snigger snigger* then send through a picture of gruesome car accident or lion maimed victim. OK OK, again a bit intense, but COME. ON. As if you wouldn't be tempted to do the same!?


Cindy banging Crawford. What the hell was Richard 'I shove gerbils up my ass' thinking lettin this goddess slip through his bestiality fingers? My friends and I used to collect pictures of her and make scrap books, and draw a mole on our upper lip with eyeliner. By then end of the night, the eyeliner had bled onto our entire top lip so we ended up looking more like Hitler than Cindy, but we made our point. We majorly hearted Cindy Crawford.




Britney Spears hey? Living proof that money doesn't buy class...or style for that matter. But when she busted out wearing this sultry school uniform singing, 'Hit me baby one more time' we shoulda known she was a dirty little slut. Virgin my ass. Appaz the whole school uni thingo was her idea! Jesus. Why did her parents mental alarm bell not start ringing it's ass off?!? I tell you why. It's because Britters 'ol parental unit were massive giant pimps! Look at that hot piece of ass! They couldn't hear the alarm bells for all the sound of the cash registers!
Don't get me wrong, I want a decent Brit comeback as much as the next person, but let's call a spade a slapper here.




In fairness to Ms Spears, she did choose to slay a fella from one of the better boybands that were all the rage back then. Haha, I shouldn't mock, 'cause I was a gigantic fan of New Kids on the Block. I even forced my friends into making a girl version which had the extremely original name of, New BABES on the Block' yup. We even 'performed' at the school fete. Miming to 2 Unlimited's biggest hit 'No Limits'. Well. There's a can of memory worms I'm not gonna be able to close for a while. But seriously, New Kids were pretty good. Naww, look at 'em all fresh faced and shit. (Not sure what old mate in the bandanna is trying to prove though).




I never owned a real pair of Doc Martins. I always had the fake pair from some crummy shop. But I did however, put bells on the end of the laces - man! I was cool. I was more a kicks kid than a Doc Martin one anyway. Doc Marins were asscoiated with those that listened to Pearl Jam, Smashing Pumpkins, Counting Crows, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers and of course, the Royal Family of grunge, Nirvana.




Now at my high school, there were the Kurt Cobain listeners ...












And the Biggie followers. 2 guesses for the one I was in...hehe. Even though there were the obvious separation of genres, there was still a mutual respect for the other one's taste. I think this is what I love most about the time we are living in right now. You can wear the illest kicks, were heaps of eyeliner, and listen to metal ... if you so please. It seems as though all the era's have shagged one another and we now live in the era of collaboration...I dunno. Well whatever was your scene back then, none of it mattered...


... because we all became fucking ravers anyway! Aahhh the love drug came to town. And so did the glowsticks. Everyone and their dog were a some kind of 'dancer' at some 'rave' called 'Euphoria' or 'Unity'. Paul Oakenfold and Carl Cox were our Gods, and we would worship every weekend. Don't even get me started on the New Years Eve in 1999. The scare of the Y2K disease was so far away from our ecstasy saturated brains as we partied in our all silver ensembles.
I looked like a frikkin goon bag. Plus I had silver glitter in my hair, glowsticks and white gloves. Oh yeah, I was a raver alright.
I know there were many more pivotal moments from those days. But I was just a mere teenager, having a good time. Having exactly the same outfit as Cher from Clueless was at the top of my priority list Im afraid. Plus, I had to really narrow this post down, because there is just so much to talk about! What are things that make you well up with nostalgia or cringe with embarresment when you think back on the big nine 0 ?

The Obnoxious Owl Experience – Week 3

FYI - The whole 'Obnoxious Owl Experience' week thing is not sequential (in case you were wondering). My Nokia 6700 captured a few rad things this week. Mainly me, but then, I'm pretty rad innit? But not as radical as THESE!!!!
Check out this lil baba's kicks yo! I took this photo in the cosmetic department at Myer because I was spellbound by the bling and frilly socks..kinda cool, but not exactly blog worthy....UNTIL her mama said 'Watch this' and clicked little one's heels together and they started lighting up like Christmas lights! Those are not diamante you are peeping, them be incy wincy light bulbs! I'm well jel.
Yup. That is British Vogue. The only Vogue I read, or should I say CAN read, else I'd be all over it's French mate like a whore during fleet week.
Speaking of whores, how whorish are these tights I copped? Definitely bringing all the boys to the yard.
I met up with some homies for coffee, cheesecake and pool at GREENS in Leederville on Wednesday (I think it was Wednesday) and was momentarily amused by the paper lanterns. (for those who don't know I have a weird obsession for paper lanterns)
Aaah so dreamy. Fuck I'm arty.
The highlight of my week was my much anticipated trip to Sydney where I partied hardy with this fiery ball of trouble Miss Sarah Jane Owen...

Fuck I love this bird. It was like the ghetto queens of East and West making shit happen for 2 days (yes I just said queens, what of it?) It was so much fun catching up and quite frankly, I didn't wanna leave. SJ is a lady to look out for, especially if you are into US brands such as Hellz, Dimepiece, MOB, Cubannie links, Joyrich etc etc then you will be flustered to know that she is launching an online only store within the next couple of weeks where you can cop said amazingness...keep checking in on www.dirtyrich.com.au or follow it on twitter. This broad has so much charisma and flair which has caused her to be safely folded into my nest of homegirls. Especially when quotes like, 'I'd let Chris Brown smack me around' are thrown about - haha. I'm fucking down.
We drove around on Sunday arvo (with hangovers from Satan himself) in her 1987 red BMW beamer listening to Rude Boy, hooting at hot boys and checking out this kind of dopeness...

Fuck yeah. Increds stuff by Numskull
Not only does she show me a mental time in Syd city, but she throws some freestyles my way...


Now I'm an air max girl, but I could get used to these. (the stuffed cow ain't mine)
Look out for some more Owl and Lady SJ collab in the future. Shits getting real xx