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BUTCHDIVA FOREVER

BUTCHDIVA is so tight at the minute. Literally. It's spandex. But HONEY it's the kind of spandex that snuggles your curves and dun strangle them...ya nah?  They have some new designs and look what I just copped.



 

Yes M'am.

 

SHOP BUTCHDIVA AND USE OBNOXIOUSOWL AT CHECKOUT FOR DISCOUNT! XXX   


 

HOOTERS



These photo's got me in trouble with Mum and I'm still a little unsure of them but hey, I wanted to say THANKS for helping me hit 1000 on FACEBOOK.  Props to my girl Sarah from ALL DOLLED UP for the whole thing x

OWL FACEBOOK

ALL DOLLED UP FACEBOOK

 

The Obnoxious Owl Experience

I can't stand the raaaaiiiinnn against my wiiiiindow! I really can't hey. I seriously have always been one of those annoying people that goes 'I don't mind winter or cold weather etc etc etc' but that is when it is actually meant to BE winter, NOT when it is supposed to be the middle of fucking spring. I love Melbourne but hot damn the weather really does suck a dick. Everyone is like, 'Oh but you lived in England for ages, you should be used to this!' Yes but you EXPECT shit weather in England, this is Australia God dammit! This is the view from my living room last Saturday morning. When I say unimpressed I mean it.


If summer won't come to the OWL, then the OWL will come to summer. I know I went on bit previously about Melbourne's shit weather, but in it's defence, it's been pretty good this week. FUCKING WEATHER. Anyway. I bought these sherbet fruit plastic thingo ma bobs and they are just little kitsch pockets of summer in my opinion.


This is my friend Alex and her fella PJ, two of my rather new but very dear friends. They are also the machine that run Acclaim magazine and I spent quite a bit of time with them this weekend because I helped style an editorial for their new issue. It was a very long and tiring day, but working with them was an absolute pleasure. I tell you what though, LOVE is an important factor in a relationship, but integrity is the real glue that holds shit together, and these two have that in abundance.


And these are my feet. I got some new authentics, you like? I don't get a major hard on for VANS at all BUT they are pretty easy to wear, I won't lie. Plus I needed some new shoes for my London trip I'm embarking on this weekend. Do you like my little floral mini skirt? $10 from Kmart! Kmart is my mother fucking jam! I love that place. I got those plastic fruit things from there too. I could spend hours in that mass produced Mecca.


So I'm tryna do that thing where you light candles in a bottle and the wax drips down and eventually it's like COVERED in wax and it looks cool. I know, it's quite indie of me. We are at the beginning stages here as you can see.


A printing company sent me this for free this week! I couldn't bloody believe it when I opened the box haha! So funny! I'm thinking about getting them printed for realz (your plan may come to fruition Vista Print!) Cute right? I mean, my logo WAS designed by Cape Town uber artist MOTEL 7 so it's not like it's some shit thing. I dunno, would you cop one? I might source some better T's and get this done. I'm gonna cut the neck out though and let it drape over my shoulder like it ain't no thang. I'm a bit embarrassed by the lame mirror/iPhone shot but I am SINGLE TO MINGLE so how else am I s'posed to document this shit? Exactly.


*Legit though, if you would be keen on an OWL tee then inform a home girl!
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When The Pelican interviewed The OWL

  The University of Western Australia approached me a while back to interview me for their mag on campus Pelican. (Do you call it campus? I never went to Uni so I don't know deez 'tings) So of course I obliged. I am on page 16 but you can read the rest of the rag here  - Like most things, click on it to make it beeeeeeeegggaaa!!!

Glastonbury 2010 – a vintage year

I am not going to lie, I am green with jealousy of all those that are making the pilgrimage to Glastonbury this year.  This time last year I was packing my own tent. Glastonbury is the only place on this earth that can get me to fucking camp. Sozz. I like electricity. The ONLY thing I have in my box of smug is that we did not have a drop of rain and this year looks to be wet one. Oh well, here is my experience in pictures snapped by my best friend and photog Beck Mansell. (PS, I am extremely impressed with her camera skill here because lets just say we weren't exactly master of our brains for the whole 6 days) but please...enjoy
Local Natives
Crystal Fighters
And so all things must end.

Nailzz done did

I haven't spoken or posted about my claws in aaaaagess. Well, I stepped up my game again putting in the effort. Except I lost the square tips I've been rocking for near on 4 years and thought I'd go round...like my ass.  I kinda prefer it, it is definitely more elegant than hoochie and it's about time I took the path, what with being nearly 30 and everything. I thought I'd go through a bit of history of what the ends of my fingers have been up to over the last few years. My favorite obviously being the manis I got at WAH back in London last year. Play the tune while you lurk.
And a few more 'low key' haha well for me anyway...
Yeah so not everyone's cup of tea, but I like to dunk a Hob Nob in this brew on the reg x

These girls run your town and you don’t even know it!

The extremely sassy Alex Weiland, editor of Acclaim and Mayoress with the mostess did a Q&A; on ME! I love the Mayorettesand I have a well of pride to have anything to do with their blog. Big air kiss from the West Coast my honey dips! x

YUM YUM chocolate chip honey dip butterscotch ice cream truck, let’s back it up…

Ladies and Gentlemen (preferably single, non douche bag gentleman - email me your number baby) please let me introduce to you my New Years Eve outfit which was made specially for me by BUTCHDIVA from the label SPANDEX AND CHAOS based in Brooklyn, New York. Look familiar? That's because the cartoon me is rocking it in my blog banner which was designed by my girl MOTEL 7 - I love it when ballin ladies come together!