For some reason I get a trillion emails asking me to do these O.OWL experience posts. What the heck is wrong with you people? Don't you follow me on instagram? Now I have to talk you through everything and shit? I guess it's 'cause my life is so interesting. Wish you could see me now in my dressing gown and a face mask...ROCK N ROLL TILL I DIE. Anyway, you asked for it and here it is. My experience.
These nails are long gone now but my goodness they were pretty. Purple and gold...so regal, so elegant...OK not elegant but they're my favourite claws I've had in a while. I was due some fresh acrylics so these didn't last long and a few broke and I also am meticulous about posting nail photos so these are old news, but I just wanted to look at them again. Miss you.
Yes yes more nails. See, I don't think of them as just the hard bits at the end of my fingers, I see them as 10 tiny little empty canvases screaming with possibility. And right now, all that is possible is one straight up colour because I am feeling restless of late and can't really sit down for more than half an hour these days. This pink colour lasted all but a week because I went to a mates 30th and it was 1930's themed AND WE ALL KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE FANCY DRESS! (I hate fancy dress) so I changed the colour to a plum...
Looks great in this photo right? In real life...not so much. I painted them myself. Ironically I am shit at doing nails. For those of you that think I have a riveting life, as you can see, all I do is have my nails done, take photos of them and then talk about it.
This is Asha, she turned 30. Such a cutie right? She's only like 5 ft tall and it's hilarious. Plus she can roll a cigarette with just one hand. I luz this tiny ball of trouble.
How fast did April swing round eh? We're mid way through now! Actually...I always kinda think that everyone says TIME IS JUST FLYING BY when I think it's going at a really normal and gratifying pace thank you very much.
This is my bedroom. My cave. My sanctuary. It's where I am sitting right now writing this jibberish and it's one of my most favourite places to be in the whole entire world. Wait one sec....a fucking candle has just melted all over my dressing table...BE RIGHT BACK!
OK I'm back! Jesus what a mess. Speaking of Jesus, it was Easter not too long ago and I am still going hard on the 'ol 'lifestyle change' so instead of chocolate, I bought myself some roses. I love roses. I know it's an unoriginal favourite flower but my care factor is zero because they are the bomb. Look at this one for instance, it looks like it's made of suede! (it's not) I thought it was so special that I gave it to someone special. Special 'tings for special folk. When I say 'special' I don't mean 'spastic' I mean 'nice person'. Just to clarify.
Another purchase made in the month of April was my WAH NAILS book. *sigh* I was so pleased when it came in the mail but it has made me so anxious about my own book that I am trying to write. The words are just not flowing! I think I've used them all up. Help. Anywayzzz, go to Amazon and cop the book. It's a winner.
Hi, I also live on celery now. And brown rice. THESE HIPS DON'T LIE.
Last Sunday me and my bitches went to Rooftop which is a bar on the um, roof in the middle of Melbourne city and we had a ball. a) I wore jeans for the first time in 1.5 years because I dropped 10kg, b) the sun was shining, c) my girls were all on top form and looking wonderous, d) we went to this rad little joint where they serve dim sum in the shape of dolphins. The end.
Like my new iPhone case? It's made of hardwood timber by a brand called A SKULK OF FOXES. I got it from a brand new store that just opened on Greville Street here in Melbourne called LUNAR STORE.
This is the owner, her name is Jules. OK YOU GOT ME, she is one of my nearest and dearest and I am so proud of her because she is a hard working little bunny. Actually not that little, she is tall as fuck. If you find yourself in the area, go in and say hi and tell her I sent ya! You won't get discount or anything but you know, just tell her I said hi.
In other news, who else thinks Barbie is dressed like an unsavoury sort these days? What a role model eh? Back in my day Barbie was way more demure and more 'girl next door' than 'girl in the gutter' Didn't stop me from making her have pretend sex with Ken though. Hmmmm, it appears my perversion began at an early age.
I GOT NEW STICKERZZZ! Get at me if you want some owl@obnoxiousowl.com - also, I just wanted to say that I apologize for not updating nearly as much as I used to. Thing is, I don't want to post just for the sake of posting you know? I want to be passionate and inspired and quite frankly, I respect ya'll too much to just pump out shit for the sake of it. Quality over quantity and all that jazz. But please keep your emails and messages coming as it definitely helps and who knows? You might end up in the book! God speedx
