Hi! What's happening? Yeah I'm good thanks for asking. It's Friday night and I am blogging so things are going well. Actually, there is no where I'd rather be than home right now because it is raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock outside. The Heavens have opened and it dun look like they're closing any time soon. Well the weather dude says Monday but he's usually a liar. Right. My life. In 500 x 500 instagram pictures.
I'm not sure what landed on your desk at approximately 2pm on Thursday afternoon but I hope it was as sweet as the new NIKE FREE RUN +3's! Hot damn these are fresh. It's like you're not wearing anything except that you are! Similar to a g-string but for your feet. Kinda. And the colour! Oh my God THE COLOUR. About as subtle as a baseball bat to the face but hey, that is how we do round these parts. I have declined in my er, 'training' over the last week or so because I have been pretty work focused. And I've been reading more. And on Wednesday night I got drunk by myself on red wine in my underwear listening to Nick Cave, so you know, I've been busy. But if these aren't a nudge from the sneaker Gods that I need to get my Size 12 ass back on the treadmill then I don't know what is.
You looked past the Nike's and saw the kewpie dolls didn't you? Of course you did! Feeling nostalgic? Well, you to can decorate your workspace with these naked and borderline pedo cherubs if you take your pretty little fingers over to www.vintagenostalgia.com.au and go nuts. I literally spent 48 minutes on there it is so awesome. I bought 4 kewpie dolls and I luz them. Look! They hold pencils and everything! Don't be jealous, buy your own.
In other exciting news I got a pet. Her name is Neneh Cherry. At first it was Bob (original) but then I realized she was a girl based on the fact that she threw up her dinner on the second day I had her. It could have been because of the car ride from home to work but that is neither here nor there. She is probably bulimic. At least she will always look thin compared to Buddha right? That's a great tip actually...feeling fat? Hang out with someone fatter. Win! Anyway, there are sceptics that Neneh will survive under my care but they're just haters. Hopefully this will train me for the day that I inevitably become mother to a chihauhau.
Roses Roses Roses *sigh* I never get sick of them. I want a big fat rose garden one day. Anyway, boring. Next!
Look! It's a dog in a hat! Next...
Live in Melbourne? Like burgers? Hit up St Edmunds on Greville Street in Prahan on Thursday nights because they do this SWEET burger, fries, wine deal for 20 smackers. Lord knows it takes a deal like this to get me over to that side of town. That and my friends new store that just opened called LUNAR STORE. She doesn't have a website because she hates the internet but she loves amazing things and she sells them all in her store. I met her on Thursday and gobbled up the above. Yikes, I am SO taking those Free Run+3's for a test drive around the gym tomorrow. Oh and Jules store is on Greville as well. Near the record store. Tell her I sent ya.
Hey did I tell you I work for an online store now? www.notemaker.com.au - you all will find youself getting excited over stationery again just like you did in grade school. Some of you are already crazy about it AND I SHOULD KNOW. I have always been a journal girl and I've enjoyed my Moleskine's and Lamy pens as much as the next discerning (yes discerning) consumer but this website is like a stationery wonderland. I even used some of our marker pens to colour in my tattoo...the possibilities are endless! Also, I completely forgot how ridiculously good it feels to sharpen a pencil. PS - copy my tattoo and I will hunt you down and give you a Chinese burn.
Standard nail photo. Shorter, less hoochie, less art. Nail art is exploding huh? That's cool. I just like to go east when others go west. I almost ALMOST got rid of them last weekend. But after an hour with them off I was like, 'I want to have acrylic on me and I want it now!' I just could not do it guys. So they are here to stay and you will just have to carry on pretending to care whenever I've had them did.
GET STUFFED! xxxxxx