Alicia Twohill has been killing it for quite some time now and then I tasted her Japanese inspired burgers at the Retro Markets in Melbourne 2 weeks ago and I can see why! Yes, she is Melbourne based. Hey buddy, I used to live in Perth! I KNOW how bloody annoying it is to hear 'Melbourne this' and 'Sydney that' when you live anywhere else but these two cities but hey, such is life. Check out the Babes on Grill write up in Broadsheet this week. Woop! I do love seeing girls on the hustle! Except prostitutes obviously.
Learning to roll a joint
I can't front...I have no idea how to roll a joint. This is mainly because I hardly ever buy my own weed. I'm more of a 'I'll have a toke if it's going around at a gathering' kinda person. I never actually keep any in the house. Until now! Last Friday night I was having a very pensive and very self indulgent lone night in listening to er, Moby and decided to skin up. Well what a fucking disaster that was. How I actually managed to get blazed from that piece of shit joint is beyond me. I intend to learn though, it is my mission. The only reason why I could even roll something that was sort of ok to spark up is because I searched youtube for a 'how to roll a joint' video and landed on this gem by Wiz Khalifa.
Unoriginal, I know, but they look cute! Especially with dresses and they are also reasonably priced. Even more reasonably for me because I need to wear children's sized ones.
I went to the Vans party last week and was given these customised beauties. Pretty fly huh? I luz them.
Then I got sent these leopard ones! I have seen these all over the 'gram and I know every asshole has a pair but I don't care! Tammy (check) Leopard Print (check) Vans (check) - it's a no brainer really.
Ah. Then there are THESE. Kenzo for Vans and I got them sent from Paris to my friend in Portugal who sent them to me in Melbourne and I tried them on and guess what? They are too small. This is crazy because shoes are NEVER too small for me. These are a Ladies size 6 and I need a 6.5 apparently. So guess what? I am selling them. $100 and they are yours! Just hit me in the comments. $100 - brand new - Size 6 - and they are sold out on Opening Ceremony where they are $125 so this, my Owlies, is a bargain. Plus it is breaking my heart having to flog them so if you hate me a bit you get some added satisfaction.
These blue bastards are like $23 for a punnet during winter! I know I shouldn't be shopping in supermarkets and should be heading to the grocers and what not with my wicker basket on the weekend with the rest of this fucking city but in my life, convenience often trumps most things which, I will admit, has probably been my fate since I can remember. Anyway! As I type this it is 22 degrees outside even though it is 10pm, I have mozzies biting me on the ass and all the windows are open i.e. summer is upon us which means the cost of blueberries go down! I have read in several places that they fight ageing so between eating kilos of these and my Oil of Olay I am gonna look 21 for the rest of my life. Hoorah!
This song soothes the pain.