FOR BOYS ONLY
THE MOST OFF PUTTING THING YOU COULD EVER DO IS TO TAKE YOURSELF TOO SERIOUSLY
Unlike you boys, we need more than just a pair of tits to give us a hard on. Make us laugh and best of all, have the ability to laugh at yourself. It’s hella sexy.
HAVE A BIT OF DRIVE
We aren’t asking you to be a millionaire or to be the next Richard Branson or anything. All we ask is that you pull you finger out and strive to be the best that you can be. If the sentence ever changes from ‘Yeah, I smoke a bit of weed from time to time’ to ‘I’m a bit of a stoner’ – that means you have no drive.
STOP DOING THAT TWISTIE THING WITH YOUR FINGERS
We aren’t an orange, and you sure as hell ain’t an orange juicer. Yeah, you know what I’m talking about all you twisted twisties out there! And while we’re on the subject…you need to work up to 4 fingers. This ain’t Thanksgiving, and we ain’t no turkey. So we are not an orange, nor are we a turkey…got it?
CARTOON CHARACTERS ON YOUR UNDERWEAR IS A CLIT KILLER
STOP TRYING TO BE THE DUDE YOU THINK SHE WANTS YOU TO BE, AND OWN THE PERSON YOU ARE
A little ‘Hallmark’ I know, but I really want to get through to you that confidence, drive and living up to your own personal identity will make you irresistible.
YEAH, DON’T ACT LIKE YOU ‘LOST YOUR WAY’
We know you were aiming for the bum. We weren’t born yesterday. Well, actually…I’ve seen some real young ones on the arms of some of you fella’s, THEY probably were.
Let’s date! x