SOME DECORUM WHEN TAKING A LEAK IN PUBLIC PLEASE!
At a party a few nights ago a dude who was winning at life stumbled over, whipped his little pecker out and started to pee in a corner right next to us – the fumes from his 90% beer urine blended with the balmy summer night and it totally aroused us. Then he walked over and tried to kiss my friend. She declined. He couldn’t understand why! Then he sat down on the arm of the chair and it broke. All of us started fighting over who was gonna have his children.
UM, I DON’T REALLY KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS …
But putting your flaccid penis in our mouth to help make it hard just makes us dry as a bone. There. That wasn’t that hard actually! *pun intended*
PLEASE DON’T OVER USE THE SMILEY FACE IN TEXT MESSAGES
EASY WITH THE WORD ‘SLUT’
OK maaaaaaaybe in bed once or twice. But just because we played with our hair when we spoke to another dude or decided to maybe lift the hemline on our skirt a bit, does NOT give you the right to just throw the word ‘slut’ around. Take your Chris Brown attitude and check yourself. Dickhead.
Phew. I’m angry today.