Take my advice…I don’t use it anyway HOMME Part 30


FOR BOYS ONLY

AS THE PHILOSOPHER JANET JACKSON ONCE SAID, ‘YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT TILL IT’S GONE’

In a relationship? You love her? She can cook, great in bed, holds your head when you’re sad and laughs at all your lame ass jokes? However you can’t help but wonder if maybe there might be someone better? Guess what sunshine, there ain’t.

MINI LESSON ON WHAT’S A CLIT KILLER:

Getting involved in girl beef (not curtains, just general daily gossip and stupid shit).  Over using emoticons. A filthy bedroom. Dirty fingernails. Over using social media with blatant contrived statements you thought of earlier that day and have been waiting for the perfect moment to unleash it on your followers. No job and no desire to even get a job. Homophobia. Lying on your back with your hands behind your head whilst gesturing at your hard dick with your eyes and saying, ‘Go mad’.

‘BED SHEETS’ HAVE BEEN ADDED TO THE THINGS THAT GIRLS LOOK AT 

I know what you think I’m gonna say…’no Power Ranger or Ninja Turtle sheets’ – you did think that hey? NO. That’s fine. Although, they seldom make those kids covers for anything bigger than a single bed so….what the fuck dude? We look at CLEANLINESS and how threadbare the bloody duvets are. Also for girls underwear, used tissues under the pillow and those tell tale white marks. Sort it out love.

WHY MUST YOU INSIST ON HEAD GAMES? 

Yeah I know chicks do it too, but you guys are WAY worse. I truly believe it’s because you are so scared of confrontation that you would rather us read your actions or between the lines of you not texting/calling/skyping back so we ironically ‘get the message’. Grow some yeah?

MEN ARE FROM MARS, WOMEN ARE FROM MARS ALSO

You guys apply logic towards emotion which makes you come across as insensitive. Women apply emotion to logic which makes them come across dramatic. We don’t know why we all do the things we do and life is all about figuring that out in my opinion. But in the meantime, let’s just get naked and laugh about it.

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