Take my advice…I don’t use it anyway HOMME Part 31

FOR BOYS ONLY

ALWAYS ASK

It’s not OK to try and go for the er…other hole without asking first .  Neither is it OK to say you won’t cum in her mouth and then you do.   Don’t be such a sadistic bastard.  Half the thrill is making her beg for it surely?

 

YOU SHOULD ALWAYS WALK STREET SIDE.

Haven’t you ever watched old movies? What if there’s a puddle and a car drives past and splashes her? THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS!

 

WHEN IT COMES TO ROMANCE, BE OLD FASHIONED.

Flowers, chocolates and the age old favorite…calling when you say you will.

 

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS?

If like before you…you know…ejaculated, you put your thumb over the tip of your penis and pretend that you won a Formula 1 race!  She’ll TOTALLY see the funny side. Or maybe not.  I dunno. Do whatever.

 

REPLY.

Unless of course she is a mentalist and you have firmly and matter of factly told her ‘do not contact me you crazy animal’. No replies to innocent messages just make her feel pissed off, shit about herself and anxious. And girls who are reading this: A non reply means that you are absolutely not a priority in his life in the slightest and the fact of you being pissed off that he didn’t respond does not bother him at all and it’s really not his problem that you are hung up. Don’t get mad. Get laid. By somebody else.

T-SHIRT BY FRANCESCO NATHAN

 

 

1 Comment on Take my advice…I don’t use it anyway HOMME Part 31

  1. “Reply”
    YES FUCKING YES, ah, raw truth, raw, brutal, heartbreaking truth. Thank you, I needed that slap across the face to end the self pity.

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