FOR BOYS ONLY
YOU ARE JUDGED BY YOUR SHOES.
Different brogues for different hoe’s but we look at them.
Because being a tight ass won’t let you near our tight ass.
NEVER CANCEL OR POSTPONE BY TEXT MESSAGE.
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times…call her.
WE DON’T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ALL THE OTHER GIRLS YOU’VE BEEN ON A DATE WITH.
Even if it’s casual have some fucking respect and consideration for her feelings. Sure you’re not in a relasho nor are you ‘married’ but guess what asshole? She is a human being with feelings.
IF YOU BORROW SOMEONE’S CAR, FILL THE TANK BEFORE YOU GIVE IT BACK.
Instead of thinking about the man you hope to be one day, just be it.
A TAN IS EARNED NOT BOUGHT.
Spray tans on a man are about as attractive as a cock and balls on a hot chick.
PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON.
Unless you’re at home, on the beach or in the shower that is.