Take my advice…I don’t use it anyway Part 100

NOBODY HAS SET THE SAME STANDARDS FOR YOU THAT YOU HAVE SET FOR YOURSELF IN YOUR HEAD.

Seriously hey…the reasons why you think people like you or are your friend are usually the total opposite of the truth.  If someone is trying to be your friend, let them.  Who even cares if they have ulterior motives?!  It’s not like you’re a squillionaire or something….or are you? Do you want to be my friend? I want a pony.

 

FIRST COMES RESPECT THEN COMES INTEGRITY THEN COMES MONEY THEN COMES LOVE.

Love is as frivilous as this blog you read. Don’t base anything on love and don’t ever count on it. Love is a selfish emotion and makes people do crazy things. Just respect people and let them follow their paths and you follow yours.

 

CRY.

But only in the privacy of your own shower/bath tub and let it all out baby.

 

IF YOU THINK HE/SHE IS NOT INTO IT/YOU – THEY PROBABLY AREN’T.

And you can’t make them. Yeah it sucks but fuck, its the least of your worries. Trust me.

 

STOP LOOKING FOR COMPLIMENTS!

You are making people resent giving them to you which makes you try harder which makes them hold back faster and so you end up in the vicious cycle and feeling sorry for yourself. Eurgh, the ‘victim’ look is so not sexy ESPECIALLY on men. Cringe O Rama.

 

SEX DOES NOT = LOVE.

It never did. Anyone who told you it did probably believes in fairies and their favourite movie is a Disney one even though they are in their thirties.  I’m not even being cynical or jaded here, I speak the truth! IF you are gonna get nude and hop in the sack with someone you think you have feelings for, please turn your attention to an older post about ‘expectations’.

 

YES IT’S FATTENING.

Don’t eat it fatty.

 

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