Take my advice…I don’t use it anyway Part 102

GET OUT THE HOUSE.

Staying in and refreshing your facebook page (I see you) ain’t gonna make you feel motivated, less likely to procrastinate or make you a better person.  Instead cabin fever will make you feel isolated, cause you to over think and honey, you can only masturbate so much until you become a wanker.

 

JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE ISN’T TALKING TO YOU, DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT THINKING ABOUT YOU.

They just need space and time out. A little holiday if you will.  You know how like when you get sick of hearing a song?  Then you don’t hear it for ages and suddenly it comes on the radio and you’re like, ‘I fucking love that song!’ Yeah that feeling.

 

START CHRISTMAS SHOPPING NOW.

I mean it. Because your $$$ are about to be hit hard.  Besides the whole present thing, there are all the parties that are about to start cropping up.  Plus when you leave shit till late you end up buying dumb stuff out of panic and because you were clueless.  I know I know, Christmas has lost its meaning blah blah blah but hey, it still means you have to give a little something to the ones you love. Keep it small and meaningful.  Are any of you buying me anything?  You should considering how much love I pour into these posts!  Well, sometimes more than others BUT STILL…

 

DO NOT SEND NUDES.

Just don’t. Yeah there is the whole ‘make sure your heads not in’ or making sure your tattoo’s aren’t showing…whatever. Just don’t do it.  Even if you are sending them to someone you completely trust, remember that you are only trusting them AT THAT PRESENT TIME and more than likely you probably won’t down the track. Please trust Aunty Owl on this one and keep your clothes on.  *Covering your areola with owl stickers doesn’t count fyi

 

IF IT’S NOT WORKING…

It’s because the other person doesn’t feel the same way that you do. End of story.

 

IT’S SUMMER IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE!

Swimsuit season girls! Carrots are the new chocolate bars…get chomping.

 

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