Take my advice…I don’t use it anyway Part 110

WHEN YOU REALLY LIKE SOMEONE YOU’LL PROBABLY FUCK UP QUITE A BIT IN FRONT OF THEM.

Yes it happens to all of us. Yes it sucks. Yes the object of your affection will think you’re a goose.  No there is not much you can do about it other than try and not be an idiot.  Also, you will be really self aware during this time of infatuation so you might not even be as spastic as you think you are! Haha no just kidding, you are.

 

LEAVE THE DJ ALONE.

It really is so irritating/lame/super uncool to keep asking the DJ to ‘play your song’.  Nobody likes an armchair DJ buddy. And on that note, the same can be said for switching up songs on the iPod at a house party. Know your place!

 

MAKE A LIST.

Can’t sleep? Make a list.  Feeling unfocused? Make a list.  Feeling overwhelmed?  Make a list.  Actually, don’t MAKE a list, COMPOSE a list.

 

THESE THINGS HAPPEN TO EVERYBODY…

When you turn your iPhone on and the camera is facing you and you see yourself from an angle that makes you want to cry.  When you question your self worth when feelings aren’t reciprocated.  When you talk about shit you actually don’t want people to pay attention to. Bad haircuts. Zits. Feeling insignificant. Heart break.  Thinking too far ahead therefore building expectations and getting majorly bummed when these expectations aren’t even close to being met.

 

HAVE TWO KINDS OF COFFEE.

The one you order when you are the one doing the ordering and the one you order when someone else is.  For example, if you ask me to get you a ‘double shot soy hazelnut latte extra hot’ then I will probably spit in it.  Complicated orders are for solo missions and flat whites are for guests.

 

YOUR ELVIS IS OUT THERE.

And he will make your heart sing baby!

 

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