Take my advice…I don’t use it anyway Part 114

  1. Don’t instagram the sunset, enjoy it.
  2. Familiarity breeds contempt and its upsetting.
  3. Go to the dentist. Don’t put it off because its better in the long run for both your smile and your bank account.
  4. People who are the most irritating are usually the ones who just want to be loved.
  5. When in a restaurant, put your phone away. It’s never OK to have it on the table. Asshole.
  6. Girls: Never say ‘I love you’ first.
  7. Dude, have you ever tried roast cauliflower with pinenuts and crumbled feta over the top? Oh oh and spinach? You’re missing out.
  8. Girls with small boobs: Stop trying to make yourself feel better about it by calling girls with large boobs a slut.
  9. Girls with large boobs: Stop acting like sluts.
  10. Stop calling other girls sluts. We get it enough from the men.
  11. Try a little tenderness.

 

3 Comments on Take my advice…I don’t use it anyway Part 114

  1. Number 1 is completely correct. Please also include – all breakfasts 😉

  2. I had never seen this video before you posted it and I’ve watched dozens of times ever since. Makes my day every single time. xoxox

  3. YES, THIS! Also my favorite scene in Pretty in Pink.

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