Take my advice…I don’t use it anyway Part 116

  1. Don’t even think for a single second that you can buy a tub of salted pistachios or cashews and just eat some and out the rest away for later. It’s never gonna happen. 
  2. Someone said something wise yet obvious to me the other day and I am going to pass it on to you:  Stop trying to control the things you can’t and focus on the things you can.  i.e work hard, work hard and laugh a lot.   Things like where we’re gonna end up and who we are going to end up with is in the hands of the universe.  
  3. You should always know when its time for your period so that you don’t get surprised and therefore stain your favourite underwear.  Have ‘period knickers’ that you wear for the whole week you think the bugger is going to arrive. 
  4. Try to be offline more often than not.  Or at least appear to be offline and don’t update your social media as much thus leading people to believe you have a life. 
  5. You’re not black.  You’re not even American. 
  6. Out of sight does not mean out of mind because that would mean that distance does not make the heart grow fonder.
  7. We can’t judge a book by it’s cover but we can by it’s iTunes library. 
  8. If you are going to blow money on one beauty product passed the age of 25 let it be on eye cream.
  9. Nothing and I mean NOTHING is forever. You can also try and plan things and map out the future but curve balls are inevitable as are assholes. 
  10. Life will become that much more rewarding if you spread yourself thickly amongst a few people rather than thinly across many. 

1 Comment on Take my advice…I don’t use it anyway Part 116

  1. Great one Tammy! ESP #6

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