Take my advice…I don’t use it anyway Part 90



SENDING NUDES 

Sure do it. But leave your head out and avoid any tattoo’s.  Also, if you send them to a bonehead expect said bonehead to let shit ‘leak’.  You can’t get angry with him though, it’s not his fault that he is a bonehead. Or just post them yourself on tumblr before he can OR just keep your clothes on.

 

SOMETIMES NOT HAVING THE LAST WORD IN A TEXT MESSAGE IS THE LAST WORD 

Actually it’s every time.

 

WHEN YOU ASK A BOY WHERE HE LIVES AND THE SENTENCE ENDS IN ‘AT THE MOMENT’…

… homeboy is DEFS still living with his parents.

 

HATING ON OTHER BITCHES IS SO NINETIES 

We live in a time where girls are actually beginning to find some self confidence and love themselves.  Eurgh, who actually gives a shit if you have always styled yourself on Beyonce and Mary Kate Kardashian and now your best friend does the same?  You’re young and beautiful go be FREE and be less of a bitch. OK?

 

THE SKIN UNDER YOUR EYES IS MEGA THIN

Don’t rub them! What the fuck are you doing?!  Look after your face you idiot.

 

YOU KNOW HOW YOU KNOW WHEN YOU LIKE SOMEONE?

You are always annoyed with them.  Chill out!  They never asked you to put them on that pedestal. FRANKIE SAYS RELAX!

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