FACE VALUE IS A BEAUTIFUL THING
There is something to be said about those that wear their heart on their sleeve. Usually they are upfront and honest as well…two valuable qualities in a person. Say what you mean and mean what you say. Computer says no to passive aggressive cowards and two faced bitches.
FUCK HEAPS OF FRENCH GUYS
They help set the standard for what is acceptable. i.e. wining, dining and sexy accents.
And apply this mantra to everything. The sky is the limit blah blah blah but no really. It is.
WHEN YOU GO TO KFC AND YOU ASK FOR ORIGINAL RECIPE, MAKE SURE YOU CHECK BEFORE YOU LEAVE BECAUSE THEY WILL SLIP YOU THAT ZINGER SHIT
Serves you right for indulging in the colonel in the first place.
GOING BACK TO THE FRENCH MEN…
Make sure you also fuck one of the following in your lifetime: a black dude, a dude with face tattoo’s (don’t fall in love though), a dude who would wear your knickers if you asked, a man who you actually love, a millionaire, a virgin (pay it forward), someone at least 10 years younger than you (if you are 26 and older), an artist of some description, a celebrity (proper famous, NOT someone from Home and Away…like we have to know who he is), an older dude, an old crush, a guy who boasts a huge dick, a guy with a not so huge dick and a chef. Make sure he makes you pancakes.