Take my advice…I don’t use it anyway Part 94

BOOK A DENTIST APPOINTMENT

Once a year is enough. Yeah I know it’s expensive but private health is surprisingly affordable so sort it out.  Getting old is hard on the body so preserve what you can and look after the teeth in your head!

 

SAVE

Even if it’s twenty bucks a week…and don’t touch it. You know whats worse than having cavity’s in your teeth? Not being able to afford to pay to get them fixed. Be prepared for rainy days Owlies. If life was that much of a smooth sail then these advice posts wouldn’t be so fucking popular INNIT.

 

DON’T PUT UP WITH A SHIT BOSS. 

Guess what?  If you are lucky enough to live in the first world then you don’t have to put up with a boss that takes the piss. That said, you can’t be a slacker either…reap what you sow and all that jazz. You spend 80% of your life at work, you should not hate it. Be strategic about it, write down what you love then write down what you hate. Look at the things that you hate and objectively think about what you could do to change it. If it all falls down to ‘your boss is an asshole’ well then. You’ve gotta put your decision cap on don’t you babe?

 

THE ONLY TIME YOUR WEE SHOULD BE BRIGHT YELLOW IS WHEN IT’S THE FIRST ONE OF THE DAY. 

Drink more water.

 

STOP GOING ON ABOUT WHAT YOU ‘DON’T’ DO/HAVE/BELIEVE IN.

Great, you don’t have facebook or twitter. Woopee doo for you. Great, you don’t even OWN a television. Awesome. Happy for you. What? Really? You don’t believe in God?! What an alternative thought.  *sigh*

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