Take my advice…I don’t use it anyway Part 95



TUMBLR USERS… 

Please stop saying ‘mine is different ’cause all content is original’. Shut the fuck up. You don’t need to ANNOUNCE or advertise what you are. Just be it. Originality is always obvious.

 

DRY SHAMPOO.

Know it. Use it. Love it. It’s life changing.

 

DON’T BE A DESPERATE WHORE. 

When a guy has ‘bored’ or ‘I’m bored’ or ‘SO BOORRRED’ as his status update, it means he is fishing for a little midnight snack in the shape of your pussy. Please do not be one of the 12 comments that says, ‘me too’ or ‘same’ or blah blah ‘likes this’. We all know whats going on here!

 

WHEN IS TIME TO UNFOLLOW/DELETE?

a) When you are crushing on someone and you feel the need to investigate every girl they are chatting to. b) When you find yourself feeling tense and/or angry every time you see their feed and you practically have to cut your fingers off to stop yourself from typing a sarky/cunty remark. c) When they make you feel like an asshole. d) When THEY are an asshole.

 

WAKE HIM UP BY GOING DOWN ON HIM 

He might return the favor.

 

GO TO BED EARLY AND WAKE UP EARLY. PEOPLE WHO GET SHIT DONE ARE EARLY RISERS AND BREAKFAST EATERS.

Good Night x

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2 Comments on Take my advice…I don’t use it anyway Part 95

  1. By breakfast eaters you mean cocksuckers right 😉

    great post as per usual!

  2. Oh! I've been thinking about getting into dry shampoo for a while, but I wasn't sure if it was an 'everyday' thing, or just a 'going to a music festival for 3 days' sort of thing.
    But now I know! And I'll def try it out.

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