Take my advice…I don’t use it anyway Part 96

SOMETIMES CLOTHES THAT USED TO MAKE YOU FEEL SHIT HOT WILL JUST MAKE YOU FEEL SHIT.

It seriously happens to everybody. Somedays you can look fondly at your wardrobe and think ‘fuck I have steeze’ and then other days you will hate every single item in there and just not want to go out anywhere because ‘you have nothing to wear’ and you’ll want to just take a match to it.  Get over it , the problem is in your head.

NO MATTER HOW GOOD A FRIEND, IF YOU TELL THEM A SECRET…THEY WILL TELL SOMEONE ELSE.

Human beings are able to give off different body language and facial expressions that don’t correlate to the thoughts in their head.   They might not pass it on intending anything malicious but …. just watch what you say is all I’m saying.

 

IT SHOULD NEVER BE THAT HARD.

This applies to the beginnings of a relationship, sex and Cup A Soup.

 

YOU MIGHT AS WELL ENJOY JUSTIN BIEBER, KATY PERRY AND THE GANG…

You’re just gonna be into them ironically in 10 years time so why not get a head start?

 

STOP BANGING ON ABOUT ‘EQUALITY’

We’re not all equals and we’re never gonna be and that’s fine. Quit aiming for the impossible. Some genders, races, nationalities and minority groups are better at some things than others and vice versa.   Stop striving to all be the same instead of striving to improve.

 

NO ONE WILL JUDGE YOU IF YOU DON’T MENTION THE LATEST TRAGEDY IN THE NEWS ON TWITTER.

You don’t have to feel like you have to tweet about it to ensure that everyone knows you’re not a shallow prick. No one is all like ‘can’t believe *someone someone* hasn’t even tweeted about the earthquake’ I mean, it’s totally good to be ‘aware’ but what makes you look douchey is when your tweet or comment is misinformed or ignorant or worse…has a shit hash tag.

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