KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GETTING YOURSELF IN FOR
Do you think you might like the guy? Are you able to do this and not feel the need to compulsively message and facebook stalk him afterwards? Are you sure you are doing it because you are really horny and not just because you are attention starved? Think about these things sugar. And answer them truthfully. Because if you think you might want more…then stop yourself. Easier said then done I know. I’m like a frikkin express train…ever seen a train try to hit the breaks in a hurry? Yeah. Exactly.
God knows where his fleshy sword has been in battle. And not only that but it’s also all fun and games until someone gets pregnant.
DO NOT FALL FOR HIS LINES
Look, we are all adults here. It’s the 21st God damn fucking century…chicks have cobwebs of sexual starvation that need dusting with meaty feather dusters from time to time. Be up front about what you are about to do. Get him to be straight with you. It’s the empty promises that are the head fuck. If you are in for the night only, let him know, so he can drop his little game plan and both parties can enter the night of passion on an equal footing. Unless he is a sadistic bastard and gets off on treating woman like disposable razors, you do not need to give up any ass for a dick-for-brains like this. Let some bimbo stroke his non existent ego and fluff his insecurities. You are better than that.
TRY TO STAY ON GOOD TERMS
Hey, you’ve just been mega intimate with another human being. He has seen parts of your body not even you have seen without the help of a small handheld mirror. If you bump into him, greet him with a smile and a knowing wink. Let’s be mature about it. After all, if it was good, you might want to do it again.
THE ODD ONE NIGHTER EVERY SO OFTEN CAN BE SATISFYING AND GIVE YOU A SELF ESTEEM BOOST
However…the one nighter every WEEKEND can have the complete opposite effect. These sexy run in’s should be viewed as a treat my lovelies and NOT as your staple diet
LEAVE THE PARTY TRICKS AND SECRET WEAPONS FOR SOMEONE WHO IS MORE THAN JUST A REAL LIFE DILDO
Look sweetheart, this is drive through…not a three course frikkin meal. If he wants caviar then he will need to put in the effort. You will give him the standard burger and fries meal and he will like it. If he is particulary deserving then maybe you can super size it and I mean MAYBE, but don’t be doing that willy nilly. The one night stand is much like fast food in the way that it always seems like such a good idea at the time…it smells good, it tastes good and it often hits the spot. Thing is with fast food though, the satisfaction in usually fleeting…and you are still left feeling hungry.