FOR BOYS ONLY
DO NOT OVER DO THE AFTERSHAVE OR MAN PERFUME.
That cloying, horrible OTT smell puts us off our dinner, let alone you.
‘I’M BORED’ READS ‘I’M HORNY’
Who can blame you really, with 37 ‘likes’ on FB it shows that shit works. And let’s not forget the ‘me too’s’
IT REALLY IS ALL ABOUT YOU BABE!
Yeah like there is no reason for us to even get undressed really is there? Oh no wait, there is…you need something to look at.
NO GLOVE NO LOVE.
Wear a condom dickhead and don’t try your luck either.
IF YOU ARE OVER HER/IT THEN END IT AND PUT THE POOR BITCH OUT OF HER MISERY INSTEAD OF IGNORING HER MESSAGES AND CHEATING.
Cut shit loose otherwise she’ll get pregnant. I’m warning you.