THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE – Probs the only thing that you really need to take from the Bible.
BE CAREFUL HOW YOU DRESS DURING WINTER – If you go out on a night with a minus 5 degree temperature, and all you are wearing is a tight, stretch satin dress and heels you can’t walk in, people will immediately assume that you are a slut. Brutal but true. Put some clothes on love, it’s cold out.
DON’T FLIRT WITH YOUR TEACHERS OR YOUR FRIENDS DAD – It’s weird.
MAYONNAISE PRETTY MUCH MAKES EVERYTHING TASTE BETTER – Don’t fight it.
SMILE AT SOMEONE – It will make their day, and make you feel a bit better about life. It’s the simple things people.
DON’T GET A TATTOO JUST BECAUSE BOYS DIG THEM – It’s the lamest reason to get permanently ingrained that ever lived. Do it because you want to – tattoo’s are forever. And so is herpes.
WHATS WITH THE WHOLE KNITTING/BAKING/SEWING WEIRD ASS LITTLE OUTFITS FOR YOUR PETS PHENOMENON? – Is there some kind of ‘Golden Girl’ revolution that I am unaware of?
DUDE, TOTALLY PUT FETA IN YOUR MASHED POTATOES – You won’t be sorry.
Don’t be sorry, be careful xx