SPEND THAT LITTLE EXTRA
I know there is a saying that goes ‘Look after the pennies and the dollars will take care of themselves’ or some shit, but hey there are some things that are worth splashing on. Save 400 bucks on a long haul flight which turns a 21 hour journey into 43 hours. Yeah man, totally worth it! Not. Other things that are not worth the scrimp: baked beans (Heinz only thanks), shampoo and conditioner, underwear and toilet paper. You get what you pay for!
IF HE WANTS YOU, HE’LL FIND YOU.
Especially if he knows you are keen, and believe me…they know.
DON’T SIGN OFF YOUR EMAIL WITH ‘THANKS YA’LL’
It’s fucking lame. As my friend Alex would say, ‘On the scale of 1 to lame this is lame’
IF YOU ARE ON A BUDGET GO TO GALLERY OPENINGS AND ART SHOWS
Those fuckers aren’t shy with the wine and cheese buffet let me tell you!
NEVER TRUST A MAN WHO DRIVES A NON PRIMARY COLOUR CAR
Nothing says ‘I’m a dickhead’ like a bright and shiny purple/lime green or orange vehicle with a huge exhaust pipe. You know what they say….big exhaust, little penis.
DOES ANYONE KNOW OF ANYONE THAT HAS EVER GOTTEN BACK WITH AN EX AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER?