YOU THINK YOU BETTER THAN ME … because you got more followers on TWITTER?
Look at your followers in comparison to the number of tweets you’ve tweeted you twat. Also, the real boss is the person who has more followers in real life. Beleeeeeeeee Dat.
YOU THINK YOU BETTER THAN ME … because you keep your mouth shut?
Talking about people that talk about people means you talk about people. Dust off that halo sweetheart, it’s looking a bit tarnished.
YOU THINK YOU BETTER THAN ME … because you only buy vintage, eat organic and give 20 bucks a month to the orphan in Africa you saw on the telly?
Do you think the cocaine you shove up your nose is made in ethical factories and imported via the Virgin Mary?
YOU THINK YOU BETTER THAN ME … because I talk about SEX?
Sex is great. It’s fun. It’s between adults…adults that have fun when having sex and share a bond in that enjoyment. Sure, it may be better when two people are ‘in love’ – but what does that even mean? It is possible to be a sexual being and still keep your self respect and dignity…just choose the right partners, and keep your wits about you. And don’t kiss on the mouth.
YOU THINK YOU BETTER THAN ME … ’cause you famous?
So is Vanilla Ice. Remember that. And so is Fergie…and she was a meth head.
YOU THINK YOU BETTER THAN ME … because you’re thinner than me?
I’ll pay that, I’m more interesting than you. so we’re even.
YOU THINK YOU BETTER THAN ME … ’cause you’re straight edge?
Well done mate, tell the Fun Police I said ‘sup.
YOU THINK YOU BETTER THAN ME … because you have a little tinkle of a laugh?
MWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HA.
YOU THINK YOU BETTER THAN ME … because you’re married, have a house/land package, a 4 wheel drive and a bun in the oven?
Sorry to hear you lost the war against maturity. I’ll be over here enjoying travelling, making money, having sex and just generally breathing the same oxygen as you. I’m sorry about that. You just keep on keeping IKEA afloat ya hear?